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1. kung pao chicken fish-flavored shredded pork 2. Oriental middle school holds up tomorrow's sun 3. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country, but closing your eyes can. 4. The heavenly king covers the ground, while the tiger and kitten catch the mouse. 5. When will the bright moon rise? 6. A plate of pork head is cooked with rice. 7. The mountain is covered with white sun. Weeding day is at eight noon. Tianma Meteor Boxing gives you a pack of salt. 9. Riverside Demon in Baota Town in Qingming Festival. 10. Potatoes. I am the beef Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River 12, the land occupies a high position, the western hills are beautiful through the ages 13, the door faces the sea, the three rivers flow in parallel, the water flows for thousands of years 14, the dark clouds are clear, the mountains are beautiful, the cattle and sheep are clear 15, and the weather is good today, and the scenery is good everywhere. Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat. Are there any benefits? It's your Yida 18, love and perseverance 19, Fukuzawa's life dream comes true 20, holding hands and watching you cry with tears in your eyes, I'll see if it's possible 2 1, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before pushing the waves, 22, pulling the mountain is not good and died 23, but now I think of that night, the snack of the storm. I woke up briskly. This spring morning was full of mosquitoes that stung 30. When those red berries came in spring, several trees grew in spring, until I raised my cup and asked the moon to drink Banlangen 32. I felt shallow on the paper. I implore you, sir, to broaden your horizons by 300 miles and give me some advice. Wear long pants, you will wet your shoes when you walk in the rain. There is no paper in the toilet at the head of thousands of feet village. 36. Romantic figures through the ages still look at today's heroes, 38. An inch of time and an inch of gold are hard to buy. 39. A dead vine and an old tree crow wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home. 40. The sun shines, asking for wine from heaven. 2 "Chemical" code: 1, 38324? 14 122! Note: 38324 is the equilibrium coefficient of the reaction equation between dilute nitric acid and copper: 3Cu+8HNO (dilute) = = 3cu (none) +2no ↑+4ho 122 is the equilibrium coefficient of the reaction equation between concentrated nitric acid and copper: Cu+4HNO (concentrated) = = Cu (none) +2no ↑. Thin bitch! Note: another formula for balancing copper with the equations of concentrated nitric acid and dilute nitric acid. 3. Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium and boron? Carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and neon! Note: junior high school chemistry must recite element 4, lithium, sodium, potassium, rubidium and cesium spin? Beryllium magnesium calcium strontium barium radium! Note: Periodic Table 5. Acid dehydroxylation? Dehydrogenation! Note: Esterification reaction formula 6. Monovalent potassium hydrogen chloride, sodium silver, divalent calcium oxygen, barium magnesium zinc? Tri-aluminum-silicon pentavalent phosphorus, zero valence of single substance should be remembered clearly! Note: valence formula 7, strong hydrolysis and weak hydrolysis? The weaker it is, the more hydrolyzed it is! Note: Hydrolysis formula 8 of salt. Two poles, one liquid and one chain? Anode oxidation anode also! Note: The negative electrode can spontaneously react with the electrolyte. 9. Check the air tightness first, and heat the cups and bottles through the net. Remove the pipe before moving the lamp after drainage and gas collection! Note: Basic knowledge of chemical experiment. 10, sulfuric acid and alcohol are three to one? Rapid heating 170! Note: The method of making ethylene in the laboratory is 1 1, which does not coalesce into water droplets? It won't flow in a stream. Note: The code of Medical Biology, the standard for clean glass instruments, is 12. Is there a hidden mystery out of nothing? Invisible partner sees a woman sick! Note: the sex-linked genetic formula 13 means that the mother is sick and the child is sick? A sick woman and a sick father are bound to get sick! Note: the method of judging recessive genetic disease by X is 14, and the membrane nucleus disappears into two bodies with clear shape and homogeneous equator. The number of pitting increases evenly at both poles, and the two are starting again now! Note: The characteristic of mitotic chromosome change is 15, with three moving eyes, four sliding, five forks and six abduction at one sniff. Seven sides, eight ears, nine tongues, swallowing, wandering, sublingual! Note: 12 cranial nerve formula 16, adenine, guanine? Cytosine, uracil, thymine! Note: The base of DNA and RNA is 17, and the two tips of hypertrophic obstruction are narrow. Acute myocardial infarction with heart failure! Note: Clinicians' contraindication to digitalis is 18. One, three, four, cheeks and six are close to the tongue, but there are only five pairs of pointed jaws and faces. The lower three are facing the upper three seams, and the rest are looking for the middle jaw! Note: Complete dentures are used to arrange teeth. Formula 19, Tou Pu San for toxic pus? Seven ghosts mountain armour morning market bear! Note: Chinese medicine surgery, head. 20. Lin Fei brown sugar, Sudan red? Protein double contraction, starch iodine blue! Note: high school biology and material appraisal formula. Chat connector code 3 1, A: One person is beautiful, two people are beautiful? B: a person is beautiful! Interpreted as: single (lingering) beauty 2, a: dead vine and old tree faint cry b: wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home 3, a: tortoise cover ground tiger b: chicken stewed mushrooms. 4. A: "Will it rain today? A: "It won't rain today"-Jade Guanyin 5. A: "Don't you drink, sir? A: Do you have any aspirin? " -"Latency" 6, A: Sweet potato sweet potato I am sweet potato B: Sweet potato I am sweet potato 7, A: The earth shakes and the mountains shake, and the western hills show the eternal B: The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow all the year round ... 8, A:- You are sick! B: I'm not sick. You are very rude. Let's forgive each other's imperfections, shall we? 9.A: Glory belongs to my emperor. B: Your father and your mother 10, A: Who is Kobe? B: God-like man 1 1, A: Married. B: There is no doubt about love. 12, A: Viagra is in hand B: All over the world. 13, a: all loves. An apricot crawled out. 14, A: Brother Chun is a pure man. B: A man of iron and blood. A: I am a cloud in the sky. You are a piece of shit on the ground. A: A specific detonation frequency. B: the details are not convenient to disclose. Who are you? B: I am who I am. A: With the light on? The hood is on fire. How many stars are there in the sky? B: The pagoda on the ground is 18. Answer: If you don't eat, you will eat, and you will be as proud as a bone. B: Loyalty is on the rise. Be reasonable and don't talk about feelings. 19, A: Worry can rejuvenate the country. Closing your eyes can refresh you. 20. A: Heavenly Kings cover the land. Cats catch mice. When is the bright moon? B: look up at yourself. 22, a: a plate of pig heads. 02 B: 23, a: the mountains cover the day. B: It's noon on weeding day. A: Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival B: River Demon in Baota Town 26, A: Potato, Potato B: I am beef 27, A: Yangtze River, Yangtze River B: I am Yellow River 28, A: Station Gaogang 02 B: Xishan Xiuyi School 29, A: Door facing the sea B: Three rivers for thirty years A: Clear clouds, sunny days 02 B: mountains. Good scenery 32. Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat. A: Your Yida B: No, it's your Yida 34. A: Love and perseverance B: A pestle grinds into a needle. A: Fukuzawa's life B: Dreams come true. A: Holding hands and watching tears B: I'll see if you cry. A: The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. A generation of new people for old people. A: It's not good to run out of water and make people angry. It's terrible. A: Take a trip to Gulangyu B: Wait for your friends. You are 4 1. However, as long as China keeps our friendship, I will wait for you here. 42. A: Spring flowers and autumn moon. B: Rain or shine. 43. A: How much sadness can there be? B: I can't see you when I miss you. I don't know where to go. Peach blossoms in the spring breeze are still smiling. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. A: When those red berries come in spring B: How many trees will grow in spring? A: Until, I raised my glass and asked Mingyue B: * * Drink Banlangen 48. A: I think it is superficial to talk on paper. Please give me some advice. But you broadened your horizons by 300 miles. A: Good rain knows the season B: Walking will wet your shoes 5 1, A: Flowing down three times in thousands of feet B: There is no paper in the toilet at the head of the village 52, A: A romantic figure through the ages 02 B: I'm still watching today's hero 53, A: There are no birds in the mountains B: There are thousands of waters in Qian Shan 54, A: An inch of time and an inch of gold B: A thousand dollars are hard to buy. The sun shines in the sky.
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