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Guo: What episode is this sentence in "You give me Brother Wen ~ ~ Get out of the Wulin Legend"?

The fifty-first time, the flower thief accidentally turned himself into a tiger nephew to pay his debts.

be engaged in a performance

Bai Zhantang-Sha Yi

Zhu ren

Guo Furong-Sebrina

Li Dazui-Jiang Chao

Tong Xiangyu-Yan Ni

Lv Qinghou-Yu Entai

Yan Xiaoliu-Xiao Jian

Diners-walk-ons

Tongshitou-Wang Hongbo

Xiaomi-Zhang Qing

hall

(The scholar settles accounts at the long table)

Li Dazui: (sneaking into the door) Shh, shh, is scholar Xiao Liu not here?

Lv Qinghou: No!

Li Dazui: (Andu) Oh, hehe.

Lv Qinghou: What's that in your hand?

Li Dazui: (smug) Rat poison Hey, such a big bag, let alone cats and tigers! Hey hey.

Lv Qinghou: Do you really have the heart to do this? The cat is innocent.

Li Dazui: You can tell this to the mouse, huh?

(Voice upstairs)

Tong Xiangyu: Get out! Get out of here!

Bai Zhantang: You have to ask yourself ... (A good beating) Oh, my God! (Hiding his face in embarrassment, he appears at the door of Tong's bedroom) Oh, you two are chatting here ... Oh, look at you. Accidentally hitting the door is a little sour but not very painful. Hmm, how interesting ...

Lv Qinghou: (sarcastically) Yo yo, you can knock your nose into a coax without pain, and you are truly a legendary thief of saints.

Li Dazui: Hehe.

Bai Zhantang: Take care of your panda eye first, so as not to be caught as a national treasure when you go out. Hmm, how interesting ...

Lv Qinghou: Oh, thank you for your concern.

Bai Zhantang: That's a four-eyed scholar.

Li Dazui: (impatiently) Be kind ... stop arguing. This is called ignorance.

Bai Zhantang: What do you mean, big mouth?

Li Dazui: How happy it is to be beaten by someone you like (seriously).

Lv Qinghou: Then you can't hit people easily!

(Guo appears at the gate of the backyard)

Bai He Li: (speechless) Er ... say what you said.

Lv Qinghou: (Helpless) Alas ... Well, even if she means well, she can't go on like this.

(Guo has come behind the scholar)

Li Dazui: (nervously putting on a show) Er ... Actually, I think Xiao Guo is a good man, right? He is sincere and generous.

Bai Zhantang: Right, right, right.

Lv Qinghou: I didn't say she was bad, but she became fierce ... She never lost her temper when she was incomparable.

Bai Zhantang: Unparalleled. That is a bad boy. He looks honest, but he has a bad personality.

Li Dazui: You said there was no atmosphere of Guo.

Lv Qinghou: Then why didn't I see it?

Bai Zhantang: (angrily) I am a peerless senior. I don't know her little shit, her little career. How can I be so generous and hierarchical compared with others?

Li Dazui: You said we worked together. I tell you, incomparable can be expressed in one sentence!

Lv Qinghou: Go ahead.

Li Dazui: She is not a thing!

Lv Qinghou: (striking the table) Who said that unparalleled is not a thing? She's a good girl! She is virtuous and kind, especially caring, protecting small animals everywhere. Besides, Guo Furong and Xiao Guo are always angry when they are in a hurry! Bang! Straight ... type A, type B, type O and type AB ... It's bloody! There is too much violence in this world! We are against violence. The theme of our play is against violence, but she is violent everywhere! I feel creepy when I think about her now. I even think she is standing behind me (looking back). Do you see it? ..... you can't see. I'm already hallucinating.

Bai He Li: What we see is not illusion, but reality.

Lv Qinghou: (Touching Xiao Guo's hair, he must have got through the table) Oh, what are you doing?

Guo Furong: (holding scissors contemptuously) Don't be afraid. It is used against flower pickers.

Bai Zhantang: Oh, Fu Mei is so cruel (threatened by Xiao Guo)-if you are not cruel, he will have no memory!

Li Dazui: The people are angry enough!

Bai Zhantang: Yes!

Guo Furong: (pretending to look at the scholar safely) Don't worry, I won't touch you again.

Lv Qinghou: (timidly) Really?

Guo Furong: (coldly) Really, you should hurry to find your only virtuous, capable and caring person. You don't have to kill that cat, you can hug it and have a good sleep later!

Lv Qinghou: Fu Mei. ...

Guo Furong: Gwen!

Bai and Li: "Gewuen" ... What do you mean?

Lv Qinghou: I know: roll, roll, roll.

Guo Furong: Pay attention to pronunciation. I said get out!

Lv Qinghou: I'll try (actually falling to the ground and rolling into the backyard) ...