Versailles literary quotations, classic and funny jokes

1. Use Fillico Kobe mineral water to make instant noodles.

2. Thanks to Tencent News for taking the lead in sending birthday wishes.

3. Use Richard Mille to check the time and complain about being late.

4. Complaining about Michelin’s French foie gras is not as good as home cooking.

5. You have no right to dislike my lifestyle, but you have the right.

6. If we don’t go crazy, we will be old. If we don’t review for the final, we will be finished.

7. I didn’t buy a lot of things on Double Eleven. I only spent 100 million.

8. I encountered "Versailles Literature" early in the morning, and I was speechless.

9. It’s annoying. Every time I go to the kitchen to get something to eat, I have to break my legs. It’s too far.

10. The people living in some areas are so pitiful. It rains almost every day!

11. Thinking back to yesterday’s acceptance speech, it seems a little bit like Versailles literature.

12. If you want to leave, leave quickly. Don’t waste my time. There will be no good results yet.

13. Versailles Literature: It’s really uncomfortable to go out to restaurants every day and have a bulging stomach.

14. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat, even though I didn’t wear makeup today?

15. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat, even though I didn’t wear makeup today? No makeup either.

16. I like it, but I don’t know how to use it after buying it. This is Versailles literature.

17. This teacher is truly capable of Versailles literature. We graduate students all went to Alibaba.

18. Finish me. Others are doing "Versailles literature" and I am done with "pauper literature". I am done.

19. In fact, speaking of Versailles literature, look at the circle of friends, isn’t it the scene of a large-scale literary battle of Versailles literature?

20. It is said that Versailles literature has suddenly become retro and popular recently, so is holding a Montblanc pen enough for ordinary people to learn?

21. Versailles literature: My favorite thing to listen to recently is my boyfriend. What I mean is, go ahead and buy Crazy Horse Skin and you will be happy.

22. I really don’t like the decoration style of my mother-in-law. A room full of huanghuali wood furniture only makes the room bigger.

23. There is always that one person who will defeat you as long as he smiles at you. God replied: Like the head teacher outside the window?

24. The happiness of adults is actually very simple. , I went to Tokyo to take a hot spring bath, and I felt like my fatigue this year had been washed away.

25. Versailles literature has been very popular recently, but after looking at Moments, I realized that this literary genre has already flourished, and there are many Level 10 contestants.

26. I eat a lot of things in a day but my weight does not change. I envy those who gain weight easily. They are not as annoying as me who eat so much but don’t absorb it. 27. Use Versailles literature to describe myself. One day: I heard the camera click 6 times. The work for the day was over, so it was okay.

28. It’s so tiring to collect rent. I can’t always stand up to the faces of the people in these houses. Ask someone to collect it next time, and go for a run if you have time

29. I just want to be a dragster, walk with style, have my own business, buy whatever I want, eat whatever I want, and don’t give in to anyone. That kind of beautiful girl.

30. When you are sad, you can cry in Paris or New York, instead of crying in an empty flat on my flat in Beijing like now.

31. Others studied the literature of Versailles, but I wrote pauper literature, and profoundly implemented the concept of beating workers in the article: If you don’t work, there will be no food!

32. I did some homework on "Versailles Literature" and it turned out pretty well. Everything can be done in Versailles. The Palace of Versailles will be as big as you use literary techniques.

33. A small observation: the real thing should not be called Versailles literature, but Versailles history. For example, I feel ashamed that I only did three small things.

34. I had insomnia last night and I didn’t feel energetic when I woke up in the morning. When I opened my eyes and saw the breakfast she made, I had mixed feelings. Where did the caviar and lobster meat come from?

35. I have no reason to think that the earliest Versailles literature I saw should be: "You said I am the mayor of Shanghai, why did I go to Beijing?"

36. Today's Versailles Pain Literature Room is too It's not good to be big, because if you drop something, you won't be able to find it. You think so? I applied for a new ID card three times.

37. It’s really annoying. I just lost 10 pounds just by eating less in the past few days. Is there any good way to gain weight? It’s really annoying

< p> 38. I’m embarrassed to say it. I only recently learned that eggs have shells. I used to eat them peeled by the housekeeper. I always thought that eggs were white and soft.

39. Yes Well, it's not something worth bragging about. Did you know that Versailles literature needs to be spoken by oneself? Others say there is nothing but a sour taste that overflows the screen.

40. Why does Versailles mean pretentiousness? The Palace of Versailles is right next door to my house. I often go there as a guest, but the decoration is not very luxurious. Is it similar to my home?

41. I burned a lot of money to start a business some time ago, and now I have changed from the person with the final payment to the person with the second wave of payment. I have got the Maserati back, and I am afraid I have to sell my villa in Shanghai...

42. It’s so difficult today Ah, I took the wrong key to another villa and was stuck at the door for an hour. Moreover, the weather was too hot. The newly bought ring made my palms sweaty...

43. Drinking Me I don’t know much about it, but it is said that this winery has a history of hundreds of years, so it’s hard to give investors some face. In fact, I wanted to say in my heart, isn’t sparkling water delicious?

44. Today, my sister said she would drive a sports car to pick me up from get off work. I said no. How can a worker use a sports car to get off work? My family has already helped me. I've chartered a bus, and with the annual pass, I can use it as I wish.

45. After using a mobile phone for many years, I realized that it can be recharged when the mobile phone is out of battery, so I don’t need to buy a new one. I went to exchange my car two days ago, and the 4S store told me that the car can be refueled. of.

46. Recently, after trying on clothes, I bought a few handfuls of roses on the way home. My husband suddenly said that he wanted to buy a house with a yard, plant it full of roses and ask a gardener to take care of it, but the roses were just fine after looking at them for a long time. ah.

47. I fired our gardener this morning because I saw through the telescope that he was working 50 kilometers away and was wearing this year's Armani spring suit. Please, this will be the winter of 2020.

48. I told my roommate about today’s happiness, and I found that I was like a first-prize winner in Versailles literature. What I wanted to do was not to tell it too boringly, so it sounded like Versailles literature.

49. When I play piano and musical instruments in the middle of the night, netizens say that I should be careful because I will disturb the neighbors. I say that I have no neighbors, after all, the single-family villa is relatively large and will not disturb others! I said it was Versailles literature, and Jay Chou said it is. Documentary literature.

50. Just now at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looked like Dou Sen and asked for my number? I didn’t even wash my hair or put on makeup today, so I just wore a dusty sweater... Little brother, how are your eyes? You have to add me to this?

51. It’s boring to eat big fish and meat every day! There are too many jewelry at home! The house was so piled up that it was difficult to clean it up, and more than thirty maids were hired to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

52. I felt so bad that I actually missed the performance at the Sydney Opera House! Because he had to drag me to pick out some house, just an ordinary villa at the foot of Qianfo Mountain. , as for being so anxious, I had to buy it as soon as I found a job.

53. I weighed myself before going out today and found that I was 25 pounds lighter. I was very happy at first. But when I was walking on the road, I realized that I had forgotten to wear the 25 pounds of snowflake mink velvet, silk, and Australian camel hair that Xiao Wang bought for me. A blended Antarctic Tyrannosaurus rex fur coat.

54. No, no, no, no! Why do so many people say that I look like Yu Shuxin? Is it just me who is blind and can’t see it? I’ve been photographed all the time in school recently. It has disturbed my normal life. I really don’t know what everyone is looking at me.

55. The first thing I do when I wake up every afternoon is mouvement. Exercise will keep me refreshed throughout the night and allow me to devote myself more efficiently to entertainment in the early morning.

I usually do a few 100-meter return runs in the bedroom first

56. When I was about to go to bed, I suddenly remembered that the car was not locked. Forget it, although there is an elevator at home, it would be bad to wake up the servants. It’s too troublesome. If it’s stolen, just buy another one. You can drive another one to go shopping tomorrow. Good night ~ the whole world ~

57. I really envy you rich people. How can I I can't even open the pot at home because the solid gold pot lid is really too heavy! To make matters worse, I haven't had my pocket money recently. It's all because I accidentally entered my mobile phone number when I transferred money, and the transfer was successful.

58. I really envy you rich people. It’s not like I can’t open the pot at home because the solid gold pot lid is really too heavy! To make matters worse, I have lost all my pocket money recently. I blame me for accidentally entering my mobile phone number when transferring money, but the transfer was successful.

59. How come netizens are so talented! Everyone’s Versailles writings are really interesting~ Unlike me, I have little talent and limited knowledge. I can only post some short articles and netizens’ jokes on Peking University Core and Nature. All of them have been rated highly, but I can only get a Nobel, which is really embarrassing.

60. My husband is very distressed when he sees me staying up late to celebrate Double Eleven. He asked me if skp is not enough for you to buy or if Lafayette is not enough for you to shop. Why do you have to buy a large bottle of facial cream that costs 3,000 yuan? I am not afraid of cheap prices. Does this product hurt your skin? Hey, how can a straight man understand the joy of buying discounted products?