Box joke

There was a poet named Lu You in the Southern Song Dynasty. What happens if he gets angry? Answer: Lu You is angry (the router is broken), so he can't get online.

Christmas songs come from the Qin Dynasty. Why? A: Jing Ke went to stab Qin. Gao Jianli stood on the rostrum and looked at Jing Ke. He sang a song: Jing Ke is sad, Jing Ke is sad, and Jing Ke is on the road!

Tigers have real names. What is this? Answer: Danny, because he is eyeing (the tiger is Danny)

What color is Spider-Man? Answer: It is white, because Spider-Man (homonym is white).

Who is the most tired, Li Bai, Du Fu or Bai Juyi? Answer: Li Bai, because Li Bai's laundry detergent (Li Bai washes clothes all night and washes clothes all night).

A cake got lost in the forest and couldn't get out. Guess who encouraged him to go out? Answer: pigs, because chocolate (pigs encourage) cakes.

A rabbit fell into a box and a duck came out. Why? Answer: Because there is a pressure transducer in the box.

A star has multiple answers: 8 grams, because this star is 8 grams (Starbucks)

The number you dialed cannot be connected. Why? Answer: Because Ningbo is far from Beijing.

Superman protects the earth, what protects the city? Answer: Screen, because the screen saver (city)