High score of the ultimate family funny lines

Xiaoyu: Alexander said: The deadliest soldier on the battlefield often has an unforgettable face.

Arthur: And this kind of special lines, special shots and elegant music should be used by me.

Rain: I've been waiting for this day ... for a long time (smiling at the camera)

Oh, my God.

Scar Jason's best friend: Boss, I'm a little embarrassed to say it. .........

Green watermelon and cowpea pasta dessert

J: Scar XX is short for X: Summer is short for P: Narrator.

J: Hello (at close range), do you know who I am?

X: It's too close for me to recognize.

P: (uh-oh)

(Step back) You know what?

X: Hmm ... I don't know.

Do you want to know?

X: No.

J: (laughter) I don't think so I'll give you a chance. If you guess right, you'll let people go. If you guess wrong, you'll fart (laugh wildly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~). Okay, I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with the mark on my face. This is a very vicious name. Look at my face carefully and don't think too much.

X: Fork head

J: (... too many, I don't want to fight) Hahaha, are you scared?

X: A little (sound effect)

Son, do you have 700 yuan on you?

X:700

Answer me quickly. Do you have 700 yuan?

X: No.

J: No? Don't feel like

X: No.

No, no.

X: Why are you so nervous?

Let's go (away)

X: I don't have 700, but I have 1000.

J: (Back) You have 1 thousand. Why didn't you say so earlier?

Xu: You only asked me if I had 700.

J: You ... OK, take out 1000 and I'll give you 300.

X: I didn't bring it.

J: (turns the camera) Why didn't you bring it?

X: Because I don't want to lie.

J: (sad to my brother) He said he didn't want to lie (facing summer). What should we do now?

X: Do you really need 700?

J: Nonsense, but you didn't.

X: I'll go back and get it for you if you need it.

J: Come on, if you go, you won't come back.

X: Don't underestimate me. I keep my word.

J: (... omitted) You go ahead, I believe you,

X: OK, give me a minute.

J: Remember, go back quickly.

X: There may be no way. My family lives a little far away.

J: How long will that take?

X: It takes more than two hours to go back and forth.

J: It's too long. Go back by car.

X: I have no money with me.

J: That's right. Anyway, give me 1000 later, and I'll pay you back 300. I'll give you a ride first. This is your fare. Remember, give me 1000 yuan when you come back, as long as 500 yuan. Then you need to give me 200 yuan. Remember, it will always be *** 1200 yuan.

X: Oh.

P: Big Brother ... I'm a little embarrassed to say that we are out to blackmail others. Can we give him 500 yuan?

J: I have confidence in human nature.

(Two days after going home to get the money during the summer vacation)

One hand: Brother, I am a little embarrassed to say that it has been two days. How long do we have to wait here? The sun is so bright that boys don't come ~

Jason Scar: Wow ~ ~ ~ ~ Human nature is really incredible. You will be cheated when you grow so big.

One hand: big brother, I'm a little embarrassed to say that that boy is coming ~

Jason Scar: Uh, he's here? It's so touching ~ you see, human nature is so kind!

One hand: Yes.

Jason Ska: Great! I'm so touched! Did you get the money?

Summer: 1, 000 yuan was taken away by my mother. . You dropped your 500 taxi.

Jason Scar: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ I strangle you! Why did you return it? I come from the underworld!

Dadong:

I'm in a bad mood today. I'll call another day. I'm in a bad mood today, so I'll get hurt another day. I'm in a bad mood today, so I'll splash it another day.

Dadong.-Wait a minute.

Scar.-What do you want?

Dadong-I forbid you to hit my friend in front of me.

Scar-well, can't you look back? (minions start laughing) What do you want?

Dadong-I won't let you hit my friend in front of me, so ... hit me!

When Ren's face is mosaic, it is also very interesting.

I'm sorry, everyone. I'll tell you one thing, because when I was young, whenever I was afraid, that mosaic would appear on my face. Hehehe, so can you cut me some slack? I didn't mean to pull it!

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Hit it! Knock out the mosaic! This is not a locked channel. Go quickly.

Summer: Sorry, I practiced better songs.

......

Summer: The mountains and rivers are quiet.

There is a gust of wind in the middle of the lake.

(pause)

Okay, okay, get in, get in.

repeat

There are few pedestrians at dusk.

Mid-air ... the moon shadow in mid-air is shaking on the water.

Ren: I've been looking for it all night, but now I can't find it. I'm so tired that my mosaic is coming out.

Xia Mei: > o< makes people play the morning paper, and you can't get rid of little brother.

R: I didn't do it.

X: Say it again.

Okay, Mei Mei, don't worry about getting angry, okay? Who goes back to sleep, who is the puppy, but can I ask you not to take my name as a walker? Let people play and just shout it out, okay? Ha ha ha, just call me Chen Wen, okay?

Xu: Who cares about you? Don't you dare ... I'll electrocute you in gold. ...

Oh, my God, why is it just me?

-Well, Mr. Driver (hahaha), I'm in a hurry. Please drive faster, hehehe, or I'll drive!

-It's already fast. See for yourself if you don't believe me. (speaking in dialect)

(Sound effect) The speed of speedometer is less than 30km/h..

Remember in the third episode that grandpa erased Vincent's memory!

Ma Xia: Dad, erase his memory.

Grandpa: OK.

Ma Xia: Come and help.

Grandpa: Modirasi Hulabaha

Dad Xia: Hey ... Grandpa, if I remember correctly, it should be called-IRIRIRI is called Labaha! !

Grandpa: Do you mind if I play first?

Dad Xia: Yes ... you can play. ...

Grandpa: This time, really ... Rainbow Goddess ... which way?

Ma Xia: (angrily) Over there!

Yu Xia: _ _! .. interestingly, the truck will drive too much and even reverse!

Xia Mei: Dear Mom! !

Xia Mei: Do whatever you want, Morning News! ! (_ _! No wonder it was later "played" by ghost dragons ...)

Dong: (looking up at the sky affectionately) I believe Hugh, we are waiting for him.

Ser: The megalomaniacs are ready to fight.

Dong: (surprised) Really?

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When I sold tickets to Washington, D.C.

It's too late to sell tickets now, and the concert will start later. I haven't sold tickets before, and I don't know how to sell them. (Sighs) It would be embarrassing not to sell it. Hey ~ ~ ~ (looking at the ticket affectionately) Forget it, I'll try. If it doesn't sell, it's not my fault.

* * * * * * The background music is playing.

Tickets for the concert. Does anyone want to buy tickets for the concert? At night in the old ass, a 200. (What a lovely face ~ ~ ~) Forget it, I knew I didn't have the talent to sell tickets. (short sigh)

* * * * * * The background music is over.

Hugh and D.C.W are going to give a concert at their usual place. ....

Student A: Wow, D.C.W's ticket ~ ~ (picks it up).

Student B: Flash (kick)

Student C: Go away and pull! Mine (kicking again)

* * * * * A group of people around * * * * * I think. ......

* * * * * In the summer, I was all tattered but covered with money and still giggled ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The policeman and grandpa go home together.

Mei got a virgin out.

The police dare not raise their guns and scream at the same time

Come on ~ ~ Call the police ~ ~ ~

Grandpa immediately hugged (hung on) the policeman and said, is it tight enough to hold on tight?

Summer dad:

If I didn't "handle" it, or do you think I only gave birth to three and only gave birth to Xia Mei?

Otherwise there will be "summer noodles", "summer eggs" and "going down the stairs" or something ~ ~ ~

V: You're fine, at National Taiwan University. ......

X: (nodding in the kitchen)

Y: Not bad, but not as good as you. Mr. Vincent, you have accomplished a great career.

V: That's very kind of you. As long as you work hard, my little achievement is nothing. (pause) What did you just call me? Outside?

Y: No, you heard wrong. ..

* * * * * * * * * * (Skip summer)

V: And you are? ...

America: I'm Xia Mei. How are you, Miss Sewing ~ ~ ~ ~

V: (changing face) What ~ ~ Sir. ...

Tian: Oh, XM means you look like that old gentleman.

V: Oh, oh, oh, Mr. W, XM, you are really imaginative and creative, just like your mother said. (Brother Xiong nods happily in the kitchen) Strange, is Mr. W you just mentioned the kind of person who bullied good people in ancient times and then was stingy and sexy?

Three: hmm ~ ~ ~ Yes, yes, would you do that?

(suddenly changing face) Do you think I will?

Silence ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

V: Just kidding, just kidding ~ ~ ~

Three: (startled) Oh, good humor ~ ~ ~

V: nothing ~ ~ ~

Dong: Don't you feel anything? In addition to losing strength, the energy in our bodies is disappearing bit by bit ~ ~ I don't want to look like Sister King Kong. After losing the bear ball, I will grow old (turn to the camera). You see, my crow's feet (fiddling with my eyes) have changed a lot recently (grinning and blinking), and (changing face) is ~ ~ ~

Shakespeare said that man can control his own destiny. If we are controlled by others, it is not fate, but ourselves.

Rain: Well, after we stopped playing, this book became more and more familiar.

Dong: Come on, he often uses this sentence.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * Province

Dong: Hugh, then you have to hurry. I don't expect even DBJS to hang me at that time. Then when I become a ghost, I will float to the iron space to find you.

Hugh: You really think too much ~

Rain: (Laughter) Yes, you are always at ys' home, and you are protected 24 hours a day. What is DBJS afraid of ~ ~

Arthur: (funny) And you have JBS, don't worry, he will protect you ~ ~ ~ ~

(sound effects ~ ~ ~ ~)

Dong: (to the camera) Oh, I'm the third in the KO list, and now I have to protect me ~ ~ (sound effect-uh-oh ~ ~), so I'll press ~ ~ ~

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Xia Mei has a pile of garlic.

Summer: Why do you bring garlic?

Xia Mei: Because of my motorcycle ~ ~

Hugh: We power walkers are born with the ability to cultivate power.

Dadong: No wonder I think I can practice martial arts since I was a child, which is different from others.

Xiaoyu: Me too.

Arthur: I think others are stupid. ˇ~ˇ

Dadong: Oh, narcissism is narcissism! ! ! ˉ∶ˉ

I'm going to clean up dad and see if the training room is awake.

Cold raw said I can't choose? Let summer leave me and stay! I will stay!

Mysterious guest: Your body is not here. You have no choice but to say that you are useless to the devil. Pick a ghost!

Xiaoyu: Shakespeare said kindness is gold.

Dadong: Can Shakespeare say such a sentence?

Xiaoyu: Yes.

Dadong: Then use this sentence for me.

Arthur: Sweating.

The first 1 1 episode, the dialogue between Yu Xia and moxibustion.

Yu Xia: "Wait, where are the other elders?"

Moxibustion lai: "? Only me! "

Yu Xia: "Aren't all the Nine Elders here?"

Moxibustion Lai: "Aren't all the Nine Elders here? It's Moxibustion Lai. My surname is moxibustion lai, and my single name is lai. So it is moxibustion. Lai, not all the nine elders came, but Muggles only know that my name is Moxibustion ... "

Yu Xia: "Oh ~ ~ Taiwanese boxing! (The so-called Miss Drinking Boxing in Taiwan Province Province ... = =) You are scissors (wine is coming = moxibustion is coming), what about cloth and stones (running to vote with mom)? "

Moxibustion Lai: "Hahahaha ..."

Yu Xia: "Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Glared at moxibustion Lai .......... Yu Xia Khan-||||

Jiulai: "He went home but didn't ... Mm-hmm (sneer ...)"

Yu Xia: "It's really ... embarrassing ..."

Ren: I've been looking for it all night, but now I can't find it. I'm so tired that my mosaic is coming out.

Xia Mei: > o< makes people play the morning paper, and you can't get rid of little brother.

R: I didn't do it.

X: Say it again.

Okay, Mei Mei, don't worry about getting angry, okay? Whoever goes back to sleep is a puppy, but can I ask you not to take my power walker's last name? Let people play and just shout it out, okay? Ha ha ha, just call me Chen Wen, okay?

Xu: Who cares about you? I'm telling you ~ find your little brother quickly ~ ~ Dare to go back to sleep ~ ~ I'll electrocute you in the golden sparkle. ...

The policeman and grandpa go home together.

Mei got a virgin out.

The police dare not raise their guns and scream at the same time

Come on ~ ~ Call the police ~ ~ ~

Grandpa immediately hugged (hung on) the policeman and said, Hold on tight ~ ~ Is this too tight?