The story of dirty jokes

People who love to laugh, their luck will never be too bad, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and forge ahead. Here, CJ and I have collected and arranged the best stories of muddy jokes to make you laugh every day.

The best set of yellow jokes:

1. I learned a new dish with my colleagues the other day. Wash the leftover watermelon skin and cut it into pieces. Add pepper and lobster sauce and stir-fry together. It is delicious.

I copied a plate at home, don't say it was really delicious. Husband and son even said it was delicious.

? What? Is this watermelon skin? As soon as my son heard that this dish was made of watermelon skin, he said nothing about chopsticks.

I asked:? Baby, what's wrong? Didn't you just say it was delicious?

My son pouted angrily and said, I don't want to eat watermelon skin. Children's songs say: shameless things are thick-skinned, I eat watermelon and you eat the skin. ?

My sister and brother-in-law usually work hard to educate my three-year-old nephew to be a polite child and learn to speak? Thank you? .

Once he saw me taking medicine and came over affectionately? Thank you. Aunt is sick? .

In order to cooperate with education, I replied:? You're welcome. My aunt should be ill. ?

The second son got the second prize certificate of the school.

Out of bone spurs, the father said to his eldest son: Look at your brother. He usually studies very hard, and the prize he won can hardly be put down at home. Look at you again. I haven't seen you get a few back so far. ?

The eldest son said:? What happened? I went to the wholesale market to buy some, and when I met an activity, I bought more and gave more. ?

One morning, my seven-year-old daughter was preparing to go to school. My mother came to my daughter's room and found that the quilt and pillow on the bed were staggered. Mother said discontentedly to her daughter. Good girl, is your room ready?

The daughter looked at it and casually said:? Mom, don't worry, it's not ready yet. I have just drafted a draft. ?

The worst set of jokes II:

1, the mobile phone is missing, and I haven't found it for a long time. The son asked curiously:? What is mom looking for?

I told him that I was looking for a mobile phone.

Then I heard this little guy calmly say, I saw it fall on the road when I came back.

2. Primary schools fill in family forms. My mother is self-employed and sells bedding.

As a result, I stupidly filled in the column of mother's occupation? bedclothes

3. I saw a five-or six-year-old sister in the community who was very cute, so I squatted in front of her and made faces at her to tease her. But after teasing for a long time, she just looked at me with a straight face. Feeling bored, I got up and left.

Not far away, I heard the little girl say with relief: This psycho scared me to death. ?

I came back late today. Mosquitoes flew into the room, but it didn't take long to catch them.

Before going to bed, I urged my daughter to take a bath, and she dawdled there, muttering, Mom, I won't wash. Mosquitoes want to bite me. Must I wash it clean? ! ?

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