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One thing happened in the classroom: the fourth grade composition.

In daily study, work and life, everyone will inevitably contact or use composition, which can vent their emotions and adjust their mood. You always have no way to write a composition? The following is a fourth-grade composition that happened in class (choose 1 1). Welcome to reading. I hope you will like it.

One thing that happened in the classroom was that the fourth grade composition 1 went to school, and the students came to the classroom early, and I was no exception. I sat in my seat and thought, alas, going to school every day is nothing but boring and nothing new. I looked at the platform while thinking, and suddenly I found a snail crawling slowly on the platform.

I looked up and found it was a big snail. I immediately announced to the class: "big news, big news, there is a very lovely snail on the podium." Don't miss it. " Almost all my classmates came to me and looked at the big snail curiously. I saw Li Bing stroking the snail's tentacles with his hand. The snail realized the danger and quickly shrank his head into its "small room". At this time, everyone was reprimanding Li Bing and said noisily: "Who let you touch it, so that everyone can't play." "Stop it, once it's quiet, the snail will come out again." I don't know who cut in, and everyone held their breath immediately after listening. After a while, the snail slowly poked its little head out. As soon as everyone saw it, they immediately rushed to pick up the snail, and as a result, the snail was passed around in the hands of the students. Alas, how can a little snail stand such torture? Suddenly, Yan Li spoke: "Stop torturing snails. Snails are also alive. Look, they are dying now. " After listening, everyone looked at the snail. There was helplessness in its eyes, and everyone bowed their heads.

"Rinrin Bell ..." The class began, and everyone returned to their seats to study. The snail crawled slowly towards the window. ...

Something happened in the classroom. After the bell rang, the students walked out of the classroom one by one. Wang Jungang, the mid-team leader, walked to the door of the classroom and heard a "ouch" behind him. Wang Jun turned around and saw that the classmate behind him pushed ChuHuiMan to the ground. I also rushed over: ah, Chu Huinan's injury is really not light! Suddenly, the classroom was in chaos. Some students ran to the class teacher, Mr. Zhou, and said; Some have been watching Zhu Huinan there; Some people have run to the playground.

Oh, dear! Shit! Now it's time to do exercises. Zhu Huinan is badly hurt and can't do exercises. Although my people are with her, they are like ants on hot bricks. Just then, Miss Zhou came. My heart finally let go. But another problem has arisen. Who told the teacher? After a while, I didn't know it was Wang Jun. Teacher Zhou was as concerned as her mother and said, "Chu Huinan, don't do exercises." Stay in the classroom. "Zhu Huina nodded and sat down in his seat. Relieved, I also ran to the playground to do exercises. After a while, Chu Huinan came to the playground and walked to the end of the team. Teacher Zhou followed: "Didn't you stay in the classroom? Why did you come out again? " "I'm afraid to give our class points. "After listening to their conversation, my heart warmed up.

One thing happened in the classroom. One day, the sun tried its best to squeeze into our classroom.

At this time, our class is bored to death with a hellish boring Chinese class. The class is quiet, but when it is quiet, something unusual often comes quietly. When the Chinese teacher was talking about the test paper, I smelled an unpleasant smell. I sniffed with my nose and looked in the direction of the smell.

Oh, it turns out that Shen Juekai, one of the "African whites" in our class, had an accident. I saw him sucking a red pen with his mouth and finally sucking out the ink with all his strength. But he never imagined that even this red pen would "reverse a palladium" like Pig Bajie and dye his mouth as red as blood with red water.

He looks like Duke Carter. I think he wanted to wipe his mouth with a napkin, but the lipstick on his mouth, like glue, has become cold like a dead mouse, and he has "settled down" in the mouth of "African white man" I suddenly gave a strange laugh of "ah, ha, ha, ha, ha", which caused the teacher of "severe judge" to reprimand me. "Chen Jiaqi, what are you laughing at? What's so funny? " I told the story of the "feat" of "African Little White Man" truthfully. Poor Shen Zhikai, the teacher asked him to write a 500-word self-criticism book. He was flattered, and the "lipstick" on his mouth was bright red, as if he had just painted it and was waiting for it to be freshly baked. Under the sunlight, it becomes more and more bright red and dazzling.

I thought to myself, "well, who told you to play with red pens in class?" You really deserve it! "

Something happened in the classroom. The classroom door is broken, and the students are talking about it.

"Who broke this!"

"Who knows!"

"Did you break it with a football?"

"It should be a thief who came in and stole it!"

"Shall we tell the teacher?"

The monitor came in. When he saw the hole, he said angrily, "Who broke the door?" As soon as the voice fell, I saw Shu Niu humming in and said in surprise, "What's the matter? What's the matter?" Let me see. "She squeezed in and looked around, her eyes wide and her mouth wide open:" God, what a big hole! " Seeing that no one interrupted, the monitor turned to stare at the new boy and asked, "You were on duty yesterday, and the last one left. Do you know anything? " The new boy crossed his hands and quickly said, "I was fine when I left!" " "Dongdong correct said," may be a little giant. He didn't go home until late playing ball yesterday. Besides, didn't he break the classroom glass last time? "

There was another quarrel in the classroom and the pot exploded.

"Did he do it?"

"I don't know!"

"It may be someone else."

"It should be!"

"Yes! Besides, he has learned his lesson last time. "

At this time, a man-the little giant-squeezed into the door. The hole was originally dug by the little giant. It turned out that the little giant broke it while playing football yesterday.

One thing happened in the classroom. At noon on Tuesday, students came to the classroom one after another. This happened in the classroom. Some students are doing their homework, while others are resting. However, during this period, Kaka, Wang Wang and Xinxin also had a "chalk war".

Look! Kaka strode to the podium, grabbed a handful of chalk, made it into small particles and threw it on the stage. Without showing weakness, he picked up the chalk on the ground and threw it at Kaka, only to hit Wang Wang. This is a terrible situation. Wang got to the podium, grabbed a handful of chalk and ran over. While running, stop with chalk, dodge left and right, and finally get hurt. He shouted, "Kaka, help!" At this time, Kaka reacted immediately, grabbed the chalk and started barking. Suddenly, chalk flew towards Wang Wang like a bullet, and Wang Wang couldn't dodge being beaten out of the water. At this time, Wang gave Xin Xin the hand and asked Xin Xin to help him. Xinxin hesitated, but she couldn't help being kind, so she had to help Want Want. Wang Wang and Yan Xin began to grab chalk, play Kaka and full stop. After about a dozen rounds, Wang Wang and Yan Xin won. They jumped three feet happily, but the chalk box was swept away … ..

Originally, the white chalk was well placed on the podium, waiting for the sacrifice to impart knowledge to the students, but the students not only did not appreciate it, but "attacked" it. This is not only a waste of resources, but also shows that students' hearts are good or evil. Students, is it worth letting your heart rot for fun and happiness?

What happened in the classroom One day, our whole class was studying the text "Lin Chong Bang Da Hong" in the classroom. The teacher read it carefully, then explained the meaning of the paragraph carefully, and then taught us how to write new words. Seeing that we were familiar with each other, Chinese teacher Miss Wang asked another question on the blackboard, which upset the sentence "Lin Chong was assigned to Chai Jin Zhuang" and we formed a new sentence. At this time, the students raised their hands, and Song Li was no exception.

"Song Li, you pick it up." Seeing that Song Li was so active, Miss Wang called his name. At this moment, Song Li showed a triumphant smile on his face, jumped onto the platform like a monkey, wrote the answer three or two times, and walked off the platform with his chest held out. Before he returned to his seat, the students burst into laughter, even Mr. Wang, who has always been serious, laughed his head off. Song Li is still a monk in Zhang Er ―― at a loss! At this time, the deskmate Wang Xueyuan smiled and said, "Look at what you wrote." Song Li looked up carefully, huh? How did it become "Lin Chong was sent to Chai Jin's bed"? Song Li's face turned red, and he bowed his head with a sullen face. Teacher Wang said earnestly, "Students, don't laugh. You must write carefully in the future and stop joking. " The students all nodded hard and took the teacher's words to heart.

This is really funny, but it also tells me a truth, no matter what you do, you should be careful, and study is no exception. Otherwise, it may make a big joke.

Something happened in the classroom. When the table and chair were complaining to each other, they suddenly heard someone singing: It's more annoying recently, more annoying ... Singing a minor is mumbling. "Who are you?" The tables and chairs asked in unison. The answer comes from the blackboard: "I am chalk." Recently, the young master always throws us around. Many of our companions don't know where to go. We just want to sing to relieve boredom. " "Oh, I see." They are talking excitedly, and the floor and electric fans have also come to participate in this "critical meeting". Everyone is telling their bitter loyalty. I don't know when the Baihua Fairy will fly from the flowers. Her green transparent wings kept flapping. The fairy not only gave them good ideas, but also helped them change back to their original shapes. They are so happy!

The next day, the students walked into the classroom with their schoolbags on their backs as usual, and saw the words on the blackboard: Little lords, please take care of them. Those students who usually love to destroy public property are all flushed and shy.

Although this story happened in the classroom is a fairy tale, it makes us understand the truth of caring for public property and protecting the environment. The state spends money to buy us such good learning equipment and create a good learning environment for us. What reason do we have to destroy it at will? Only by studying hard can we live up to the hope of the motherland and the concern of the school. I really hope that the story that happened in class will never happen in real life.

One thing happened in the classroom: once in a Chinese class, the teacher was giving a lecture. An accident happened while the class was in progress.

The teacher is lecturing and speaking. Suddenly found that the teacher's face was a little wrong. I saw the teacher coming towards me with a pointer in his hand. I don't know who the teacher is going to hit. I was frightened and thought, why did the teacher come to me? You won't hit me, will you? But I didn't make a mistake. I muttered in my mind. Fortunately, the teacher came to a seat in front of me and stopped. I'm relieved. It shouldn't hit me. I saw the teacher suddenly raise his pointer, hit Zuo Pengcheng hard and said, "What to eat?" Zuo Pengcheng trembled slightly and said, "Cookie." The teacher held out his hand, and Zuo Pengcheng immediately handed the biscuit to the teacher. The teacher said, "You can't eat after class." The teacher glared at Zuo Pengcheng and returned to the podium to continue his lecture. Just as Zuo Pengcheng handed the biscuit to the teacher, I also saw some biscuit residue on his mouth. I whispered, "No wonder I smelled cookies just now." I really felt sorry for Zuo Pengcheng when I saw him, but it was wrong for him to eat in class.

Before the teacher came, I saw what he was doing in the classroom. He didn't listen to the class, but he was eating. I don't think he knows anything about what the teacher said in class. I finally fully understand why the teacher won't let us eat in class, which will affect our study.

Something happened in the classroom. On a dark night in a month, there was a heated discussion about the chalk on the desks and chairs in the classroom.

The teacher in the classroom said, "Please let the chair speak." The chair said, "Although the children will hurt me from time to time, the repair union will come to repair us regularly and teach the children to treat me with care." Mr. Classroom asked, "Did they fall on you later?" The chair replied happily, "since the repairman took care of the children and loved me, it's almost gone."

"Please welcome the second piece of chalk." Chalk said: "Although the teacher has written me off many times, the teacher wears me off to teach students knowledge. I am very proud of this. But those students used a ruler to grind me into powder to blow, which was very annoying. But now that they have grown up, this kind of thing rarely happens. " Mr. Classroom said, "It is admirable that you sacrifice your spirit for others."

"Please welcome the next one." The wall said slowly, "Those children scribbled on me, but they also know to clean me regularly." Don't let me get a little dust, and they will wipe my dirty things several times when washing. Then they are really hardworking. "Mr. Classroom said.

"Please welcome the last table." It says on the table: "The child will clean me every day. They go out for activities and know how to arrange me neatly. I think they are very good. "

Finally, Mr. Classroom said, "The children deserve praise."

One thing that happened in the classroom 10 The most unforgettable thing that happened in the classroom this semester was that the computer of the science teacher Bao was burned last time because of the short circuit of the projector.

Here's the thing.

Everything was normal before science class. Liu Yilong, the projector manager, adjusted the projector as usual and waited for the teacher to come to class. After a while, there was a bad smell coming from the projector, but no one cared at that time. Actually, the projector is broken.

Soon, the class began. Teacher Bao walked into the classroom with a laptop and connected the data cable of the projector. In a flash, boom! The lights in the whole building went out, and the projector emitted a thick smoke, which scared Mr. Bao. "It's over, the science class is ruined," I said to Lu Juelan.

Because the whole building was completely blacked out, the teachers had no choice but to take the students out to read books. While reading a book, I heard that Miss Bao was in a hurry. Her science courseware from grade one to grade six was completely ruined. How will she give us science lessons in the future?

We lost a lot in this "disaster", including a computer, a projector, science courseware for grades one to six, a socket and a wiring board. The last few hundred students have classes, and the teacher needs to make up later.

In a word, this incident is the most unforgettable thing that happened in the classroom.

Something happened in the classroom. After the bell rang, the students walked out of the classroom one by one. Wang Fang, the squadron leader, walked out of the classroom door and heard a "ouch" behind him. He suddenly turned around. It turned out that a classmate was stung by a bee and bulged a bag. She cried out in pain.

All the students who were playing at the door of the classroom entered the classroom. Wang Fang walked into the classroom and walked in front of a classmate. When he saw it, it turned out to be Xiao Jing. Xiao Jing was in tears. Wang Fang said, "Xiao Jing, why did you get stung by a bee?" Xiao Jing said sadly, "I was sitting at my desk doing my homework when suddenly two bees flew into the classroom." I was about to hit them, but a bee stung me first. Look, there it is! " Xiao Jing pointed to the bee and said, "Where's the other bee!" " He pointed to the bees flying in the classroom air. Wang Fang said, "Xiao Jing, don't be sad. I will accompany you to the infirmary later! " Some students heard what Xiao Jing said and said to Xiao Jing, "Xiao Jing, we will definitely avenge you!" " After that, everyone picked up "weapons"-flagpoles, books ... and beat bees. At this time, leffler took Xiao Jing to the infirmary. Zhang Hua said to everyone, "Look at me!" He turned on the electric fan and knocked down the bees parked on it. Everyone kicked the bee to pieces, and everyone stepped on it and said, "You damn bee, who told you to use that bee to sting Xiao Jing?" .