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Why do rabbits bite when they are in a hurry?
Hehe, yes, rabbits can bite people because I have been bitten. I was so scared that I went to the epidemic prevention station to get rabies vaccine. The doctor said it was classic-"Rabbits don't need to get rabies vaccine", so I was relieved. But my tutu really bit me, because I was in a hurry. I have nothing to do, just fooling around. Although it is light, it doesn't understand. It thought it was a provocation and bit me in a hurry. But judging from its ability to bite off rubber and wood at once, it bit me as if it hadn't. Love, bunny. Although it is not as clever as cats and dogs, it can also play games with people and know who loves it and who it wants to love. My ballet skirt bit me and hid. She found that I was not angry, so she ran out slowly, climbed up my leg with two front legs and looked at me with two big eyes. Hehe, it's really cute.
But there is still a mystery I haven't figured out yet. You should also pay attention to it. It seems that rabbits will soon enter estrus, and then they may pee everywhere and bite people's shoes.
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