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Song Xianggong fought for righteousness, but was defeated.
Etiquette collapsed in the Spring and Autumn Period, and Song Xianggong didn't start at that time. Song Xianggong couldn't see the present situation clearly, and blindly believed in his righteousness and the strength of the country, which led to such jokes. Before that, etiquette had already begun to collapse.
In fact, in the early Spring and Autumn Period, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty still had some strength. Although Wang Xi lost 65,438+0,000 miles of land and half of 500 miles of land, there are still troops on 500 miles of land! It's just that the state system needs a lot of food here, and this land is not enough. So I began to ask neighboring countries for food, food and drink, and be polite.
At this time, it happened that a prickly man came out. It was Zheng's. Why does he think that you are no better than me? Why should I listen to you? So he took the lead in challenging the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. who is it? Didn't you see what it was like to challenge him at that time? During the Spring and Autumn Period, they talked with their fists. As a result, war broke out between the two countries. Zheng directly cleaned up the last property of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. Next, like a mascot, Zhou Wang has no rights at all.
Everyone knows this thing, and everyone already knows that fists are the boss, so they say all day that they should respect the Zhou royal family and restore the rites. If everyone respects Zhou's royal family and Zhou's etiquette, and so well-intentioned, hold a sword around your neck and say that he respects Zhou Wangshan and respects me, the boss of Zhou's royal family!
Song Xianggong behind Qi Huangong's ass at this time. At that time, second only to Qi Huangong, I thought it was good to be the overlord. After that, I accepted Qi Huangong's trust and successfully sent Qi Huangong's son to the capital, becoming the King of Qi, and went back and forth twice.
After sending my son there for the first time, all three little people were killed. As a result, Qi Huangong's sons began to live up to expectations and began to fight with each other. Then the son went to send him to Song Xianggong and let him go back to get rid of the crisis of all his sons. Song Xianggong thinks that I used to follow Qi Huangong all the time, and now I help people to complete such an important problem. I have strength, so I have strength and ability, and I am famous. Why can't I dominate? I think what Qi Huangong did before is particularly good and should be used for reference, so I pulled out a banner of benevolence and righteousness. Look how good this thing is.
In the end, there is no strength. All this is in vain. Because the people of Qi didn't want to resist him at all, or they were all helping him. Who will help you now? There is also a king of Chu who is more outrageous and unreasonable. Who can you fight? In this way, Song Xianggong has become a laughing stock, so if you laugh at Song Xianggong's behavior in front of him, he will say it's not my fault, but the whole world is cheating me!
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