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1. kung pao chicken fish-flavored shredded pork 2. Oriental middle school holds up tomorrow's sun 3. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country, but closing your eyes can. 4. The heavenly king covers the ground, while the tiger and kitten catch the mouse. 5. When will the bright moon rise? 6. A plate of pork head is cooked with rice. 7. The mountain is covered with white sun. Weeding day is at eight noon. Tianma Meteor Boxing gives you a pack of salt. 9. Riverside Demon in Baota Town in Qingming Festival. 10. Potatoes. I am the beef Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River 12, the land occupies a high position, the western hills are beautiful through the ages 13, the door faces the sea, the three rivers flow in parallel, the water flows for thousands of years 14, the dark clouds are clear, the mountains are beautiful, the cattle and sheep are clear 15, and the weather is good today, and the scenery is good everywhere. Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat. Are there any benefits? It's your Yida 18, love and perseverance 19, Fukuzawa's life dream comes true 20, holding hands and watching you cry with tears in your eyes, I'll see if it's possible 2 1, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before pushing the waves, 22, pulling the mountain is not good and died 23, but now I think of that night, the snack of the storm. I woke up briskly. This spring morning was full of mosquitoes that stung 30. When those red berries came in spring, several trees grew in spring, until I raised my cup and asked the moon to drink Banlangen 32. I felt shallow on the paper. I implore you, sir, to broaden your horizons by 300 miles and give me some advice. Wear long pants, you will wet your shoes when you walk in the rain. There is no paper in the toilet at the head of thousands of feet village. Romantic figures through the ages still look at today's heroes. Hundreds of mountains have no birds and thousands of waters are integrated into rivers. One inch of time and one inch of money are hard to buy for a thousand dollars. The dead vine and the old tree faint crow wear long trousers to go home. The sun shines on the sky and asks the sky for wine. Creative couplet code 2 1, "The land occupies a high mountain, a school of streams and mountains is beautiful through the ages, the door faces the sea, and three rivers flow through the ages." 2. "Heavenly King Gaihudi, River Demon in Baota Town"; 3, "a plate of pig's head meat, two or two old white dry"; 4, "pine, bamboo, plum, grain, laugh at it"; 5. "He forced him to be strong, I am Yang Qiqi"; 6. "madam, aha"; 7. "Sister, you take a boat, brother, I walk ashore"; 8. "Potato, potato, I am sweet potato, smelly fish, smelly fish, I am rotten shrimp"; 9. "Peking Duck, kung pao chicken"; 10, "Love your country, love your family, love your sister, and guard against fire, theft and elder brother". Five classic joint codes: 1. The joint code name of Yang Zirong and Sitting Mountain Carver: What are you blushing for? Full of energy. Why is it yellow again? Cold-resistant wax I have to say that the joint code name of Yang Zirong and Sitting Mountain Carving is full of thrills and thrills, which is very classic. 2. Yu Guanyin: Will it rain today? It won't rain today, but it will tomorrow. A classic passage. 3. "Bright Sword", does the boss want vinegar? Can you still be an old man without drinking vinegar? 4. "Latent". In the play, Yu Zecheng said, "I heard that your cousin smuggled cameras. Can I see the goods? " Zuo Lan: "You are mistaken, sir. My cousin sells tea. " Of course, some joint codes are also quite popular. 5. The secret code of Song Dandan and Huang Hong in the sketch "Super Guerrilla": Sweet potato ~ I am a potato ~ The sketch of the Spring Festival Evening is very classic and funny, which is really funny! Creative joint code 3. Classic joint codes in film and television dramas. Are you right? 1, open sesame! Alibaba and the Forty Thieves, the spell to open the cave door, originated from Alibaba and the Forty Thieves in Arabic folktales. It may be the shortest and most famous code word so far, and it is also known all over the world. "open sesame" also implies the arrival of some magical power. 2, the Yangtze River Yangtze River! I am the Yellow River! Sweet potato! Sweet potato! I am a potato! The film South China Sea Storm was produced by Bayi Film Studio and released on 1976. It tells the story of fishermen and warship fighters in Xisha Islands of China who fought against the invasion and harassment of their warships by Vietnamese authorities. At that time, young Tang Guoqiang was driving a South China Sea warship instead of a Lan Xiang excavator. The famous code word in the film is "Yangtze River! I am the Yellow River! Sweet potato! Sweet potato! I am a potato! " Familiar, it must be a common mantra for many people to play house when they were young. 3. The air is shaking, as if the sky is burning. Yes, a storm is coming. From 1977, Walter defends Sarajevo, a former Yugoslav film released in China, caused a great sensation in the turbulent China society. The plot and characters in the film are almost household names, and Walter, the protagonist with wisdom and courage, has become the dream lover of a generation of women. And the words "the air is shaking, as if the sky is burning" and "yes, the storm is coming" make people feel so tragic and beautiful, and also make many teenagers' lofty sentiments unable to calm down for a long time. The film also has a sentence "I want to enlarge a photo of my cousin", which has also become a classic. It was once rated as the most feminine and humanistic joint code of Douban Renren. 4. My road twists and turns, passing through a sheltered depression, and Branches and Flowers Walking to a Buddhist retreat are from Black Triangle, which is also the anti-feature film Black Triangle released by 1977. It tells the story of Chinese public security soldiers fighting against foreign spies and finally capturing them all. The secret code used by the two agents in the play turned out to be the most classic two sentences in Chang Jian's famous "Zen State after Broken Mountain Temple": "My road twists and turns through a sheltered valley" and "Branches and flowers arrive at a Zen State". Romantic writers use ancient poems as a couplet, which is really creative. What's more, these two Zen poems are in sharp contrast to the suffocating anti-special plot, adding a hint of mystery to the film. 5, Yuanyang tea, Yuanyang tea, you love me, I love you. From Escape from the Tiger's Mouth This is the most impressive line in the French classic comedy Escape from the Tiger's Mouth. It is said that many people over 30 will never forget it. It is funny and meaningless to see the old man Louis Finas' "Yuanyang tea, Yuanyang tea". Indeed, at that time, people didn't say funny, they just said funny and didn't talk nonsense. At best, they said it was puzzling. 6. "Is there a kind of plaster that is toxic and blind?" Yes, it is. It's too expensive. It's three taels of gold and three taels of silver. "It's from the duke of Lushan. I still remember almost laughing and crying when I saw this passage. Wei Xiaobao repeatedly stressed that you have shown your identity. Why should I check the code again? But the people in heaven and earth society are also an Axis brother who admits death. I blame Wei Xiaobao for being lazy and confusing the word order of the password. In fact, the correct word order should be like this: "Is there a poison-clearing plaster that can clear away evil and make people blind?" "Yes, it is. The price is too expensive. Three taels of gold and three taels of silver. " "Five taels of gold, five taels of silver?" "Why is the price so expensive?" "Not expensive, not expensive. As long as it is really clear, it is not expensive to make cattle and horses for you. " "The earth vibrates high, and the mountains and rivers are eternal." "The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow forever." "Which hall is next to Honghua Pavilion?" "Aoki Hall." "How much incense is there in class?" "Five pillars of incense. "7." Will it rain today? "It won't rain today and tomorrow" comes from Yu Guanyin. To tell the truth, this code word spoken by Sun Li and Peter Ho at the ship joint is probably the most classic scene in this play. The two actors have a good grasp of their own discretion. 8. "Goo Goo" comes from San Mao Joining the Army. Anyone who has seen Sanmao Joining the Army must be deeply impressed by the scene where Sanmao and the old ghost communicate by using "goo goo" as the code word. Then a group of ghost soldiers came. Sanmao and the old ghost learned cock crow, goose crow, dog crow, horse crow, donkey crow ... Guizibing was confused, so they learned cock crow! There were many jokes at that time, and it was also one of the most wonderful and funny clips in the whole film. After the bomb exploded, Sanmao and the old ghost were still shouting "Goo Goo" in the Woods to contact the backup troops. 9. "Does your husband not drink?" Do you have any aspirin? "From' hidden' to joint code, I really can't help but say' hidden'. Besides, there are other well-known code words in the play, such as: Yu Zecheng: "I heard that your cousin is smuggling cameras. Can I see the goods? Zuo Lan: "You are mistaken, sir." My cousin sells tea. Yu Zecheng: "Sir, can I have a look?" Liao: "Newspaper or Bible?" Yu Zecheng: "Excuse me, haven't the goods from Yong 'an Cotton Mill been delivered yet? "Shopkeeper:" No, it won't be postponed. I want to sell. I have some arbitrage news. Well, according to the rules of the Happy Club, five points. "10, the heavenly king covers the land, and the river demon in Baota Town comes from the code word" take the tiger mountain out ". It sounds like a rainbow at first glance, but the real meaning is also ridiculous. Bandit: Mushroom, which way are you going? What is the price? (What person? Where are you going? ) Yang Zirong: Ha! Come whenever you want, want to eat milk, mom, miss her family, and her uncle is here. Yang Zirong (looking for a colleague): Meet Third Master! Robber: King Gehudi! How dare you! Dare to anger your ancestors? Yang Zirong: River Demon in Baota Town! In that case, let me fall from the mountain and drown in the river. ) Bandit: Pheasants can't climb Mount Tianwang without drilling the horns! You are not a real card. Yang Zirong: There is a lot of rice on the ground. Hey, there is a foundation! Lao Tzu is a real brand, an old brand. ) Bandit: Have you seen Grandma? Who did you learn from as a teacher? Yang Zirong: His house has no tiles. No, no, no. (Can't talk about purlin. ) Bandit: Hahaha? What did you do alone before? ) Yang Zirong: Speaking at noon, who doesn't have a home yet? (Xu Dama Bangshan. ) Bandit: Good bang! Yang Zirong: The world is falling! Don't brag, you've passed the leadership test. ) Mountain Carving: Why are you blushing? Yang Zirong: Great spirit! Mountain Carving: Why is it yellow again? Yang Zirong: Cold protection, waxing! Mountain carving: basking in the sun. Who instructed you to come? Yang Zirong: An exquisite tower, facing Zhai Qing and backed by the beach! He is a Taoist. )