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Good mountains and water are boring. What is the bottom line?

Good mountains and water are boring. Next sentence: it's so dirty, chaotic and lively.

In the past, overseas Chinese often said that "good mountains and good waters are boring, messy and lively", but now it is not worthy of the name.

Good mountains and water, boring, dirty, messy and lively.

Good mountains and water are boring, and no wine and no money is boring.

In the past, overseas Chinese often said that "good mountains and good waters are boring, messy and lively", but now it is not worthy of the name. The development of China is changing with each passing day. There are indeed many more opportunities than Australia, and the ability to control the epidemic is also obvious. So after a series of considerations, I decided to go back to work.

When I came to China, I realized that Australians need to apply for a work permit to work in China. The company needs to provide proof of innocence when applying for me, so it collects relevant information. Here's the thing: AFP = Australian Federal Police.

NPC = National Police check that Australia has no criminal record certificate. I want to apply for NPC. Australia has no criminal record certificate.

There is no household registration system in Australia, and the national police records are all connected to the internet, so there is no need to apply for a certificate of no criminal record in Australia. People who are already in China can apply directly, which makes me very happy. The website of this application is:

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