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China’s four major jokes: Chinese medicine, martial arts, Tibetan mastiff, calligraphy, why

First of all, let’s explain the joke, that is, the clinking sound of half a bucket of water is annoying.

Traditional Chinese medicine, first of all, Chinese medicine has proven that it is effective, but now China’s The training model of traditional Chinese medicine is wrong, and the concept of traditional Chinese medicine is not even clear. Traditional Chinese medicine has always been about prescribing the right medicine, which varies from person to person.

But it can be said that 90% of the current Chinese medicine practitioners are academics, not teachers. Of course, it does not mean that the academic school is not good, but the teaching of the academic school is just like Western medicine. For example, how to treat a cold and how to treat it. It can only prescribe the right medicine and not vary from person to person. And you can start your job right after graduation.

Those who don’t want to be a disciple must first serve tea and water for several years, then learn to treat diseases with the master for several years, and then treat some minor illnesses for several years. Although such a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner can treat a narrower range of cases. , but it is definitely good.

And when academics study Chinese medicine, they also need to learn foreign literature and Western medicine. The euphemistic claim is that foreigners can also understand the explanations of Chinese medicine. It’s really amp;...* P words,

The same goes for martial arts. Academic martial arts schools teach Western martial arts, mainly Sanda... On the contrary, no one learns traditional martial arts schools, and it is difficult to maintain each one.

Needless to say, Tibetan Mastiff, just like isatis root, was popularized by those unscrupulous and black-hearted businessmen. After making enough profits, they left it alone. Now that the popularity has dropped, those businessmen now Just bring the European native dogs to China and sell them as pure-blooded dogs, all with P words

Calligraphy? I have never seen the current calligraphy. I just saw it when I went to a restaurant to eat. , those few words, the word "dog crawls", today's calligraphy is not calligraphy, you can look at the calligraphy of the ancients, why they wrote so well, because they used to write in small characters every day, accumulated over time, and now The so-called calligraphers copy a few calligraphy and write a few words when they have free time. Of course, their level is not as good as that of the calligraphers of the previous generation. The calligraphers of the previous generation all had the experience of using a brush to write small characters since childhood. (This is my own experience. Although I use a portable brush to write in small regular script, it feels better than practicing large calligraphy at the beginning, and then I started copying some calligraphy.)

To sum up, except for the Tibetan Mastiff, the other three are all on the wrong track. Many academic things in China cannot be directly taught and taught in colleges, but should be taught by a few people from a small group. Then it can be expanded to a sect with dozens or hundreds of people.

Take the Taizu stick method that was popular in the Song Dynasty. Could it be that Taizu opened an academy to teach it in batches? No, but It is taught in the mode of passing from one to ten, from ten to one hundred, and from one hundred to one thousand. Most of Chinese academics are taught in this way, which is suitable for expansion.

And those taught by mass production will only teach eighty-nine. Chengdu is a waste and substandard product. It must be carefully crafted in order to bear the responsibility of inheriting Chinese culture.