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What do you think of the movie Mermaid directed by Stephen Chow?
Yesterday, a friend who read it told me that this is a fairy tale for adults. Combined with the poster, I thought that in the end, the hostess would change into a gorgeous figure, show a beautiful giant fishtail in the stormy waves, and roll up waves that can swallow everything in the swimming pool, like the overlord of the whole ocean.
But I was wrong.
The mermaid didn't live in a magnificent palace, but curled up in a wrecked ship. Instead of drinking the witch's potion, she changed a slender leg and just moved her tail in a funny way. She came to earth not to fall in love with the prince, but to take his life.
All this seems inconsistent with fairy tales, but the mermaid princess's redemption of the prince has not changed.
Just like the joke'' I can't afford to drink soy milk now. When I have money later, I will buy two cups at a time, drink one and pour one. Just like that, when I was a child, Teacher Liu was surrounded by family. What impressed me most was that his father picked up half a chicken leg for him. On the first date with Shanshan, I ate a bunch of chicken bones and ate them all. Suddenly his eyes turned red, and he talked about why he had to make money.
A child who grew up in extreme poverty has seen all the changes in the world, but in fact he has buried a dream as happy as living in a fairy tale. At that time, the family couldn't give it to him, so he wanted to make money for himself when he grew up.
But with more money, he is still unhappy, so he is confused. He doesn't know how to be happy.
She didn't want money until she met a mermaid. She would take him to a food stall to eat roast chicken, go to an amusement park with him and throw up in a spaceship.
And these ordinary pleasures are exactly what he has never experienced since he was a child.
In the cinema, I heard someone complain that it was too vulgar for Liu Xuan to propose to Shanshan a day later, but I think Liu Xuan only realized real happiness when he was around Shanshan. He just wanted to go further from his pursuit of happiness.
Many people have abandoned their original beauty in the process of growing up. Those children who stubbornly believe in fairy tales have gone to adulthood forever, abandoned all innocence, walked in this troubled world and worked hard for all kinds of things, but their hearts still believe in beauty. Stephen Chow maintained the innocent heart of each of us in the secular world in a unique way.
Compared with the saying that the ancestors in the movie were apes, I agree with what I read in the magazine. 2.5 billion years ago, there was only about 2% land on the earth, and we were all fish.
When the ocean turned into land, humans evolved legs, learned to walk upright, learned to make weapons, and evolved into higher creatures. They turned their heads to face the ocean that gave birth to life, but what they were thinking about was how to get more benefits from it.
Lan Ruo and others used "scientific research" as an excuse to break into the wrecked ship, saying that the mermaid had a very lethal weapon, so they had to shoot.
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