Tell me something interesting about socks.

First, the old god gave you a pair of wings, and you want to braise in soy sauce …

Second, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Third, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have one knife.

I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

Six, think of thousands of roads at night, get up in the morning and take the original road.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

Nine, every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

Eleven, your serious appearance can't hide your man's heart!