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My wife went on a business trip with a male colleague and came back like this. Am I green?

My wife and a male colleague are on a business trip, and when she comes back, she has traces of cupping. Am I green?

Your wife is on a business trip with a male colleague, and when she comes back, she has some cupping marks on her body, which only shows that you may be green. But it's hard to say whether you are green or not, but you can make a conclusion through your own investigation and careful observation, and finally you are green or not.

Speaking of cupping, many people may have experienced it. Many people have backache and leg pain, and cupping can relieve it. My waist is not good, sometimes I will be treated with cupping, which often has unexpected effects.

But women have traces of cupping, which requires your vigilance. Especially for example, after a business trip with a male colleague, there are traces of cupping on his body, which is probably his husband's green. The reason is that the cupping mark on her body is to cover up? Strawberry print? Yes

To put it bluntly, it was probably after she was kissed by others, because she was too hard at that time and left a mark. But this mark is very obvious and easy to judge. As long as you are not an idiot, you can see at a glance what her mark is about.

In order to cover up the truth, she thought of cupping. As long as she covers the original mark with a new mark, it will not be easy for her husband to catch her when she gets home.

In fact, this method is good, but it is not without loopholes.

If you want to determine whether you are green, you can carefully analyze the investigation and see if your wife is cheating.

What exactly should I do?

First of all, you have been with your wife for so long, you should know her physical condition. You also know whether she is in poor health and has the habit of cupping. If she has no experience in cupping before and suddenly goes on a business trip, her body is covered with cupping marks, then you should be careful.

Secondly, you need to see where the cupping marks are on her body. If it is on the waist, or on the neck and shoulders, this is understandable. But if she holds her neck or chest, you have to think about it.

Of course, you can't judge that you must be green just by some cupping marks. In addition, you should see if your wife has any unusual behavior after coming home, such as whether she has become very sensitive or not, and whether she has been carrying her mobile phone for fear of being seen by you. Or you can sneak a look at who she's dealing with recently when she's not looking.

If these are not enough for you to determine whether your wife is cheating, you can also investigate her consumption records and phone records. If her phone records frequently contact someone at a certain time, you can write down this person's number, find that person through the number and see who he is.

Of course, if your wife has frequent contact with a male colleague, you should check whether they have had contact after work, and if so, you should be vigilant.