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I want to ask for a sketch line about a part-time theme. Who can help me?

Essay: Adventures of Working: Shilin Shen Yongnian Director: Two Groups Tour Composer: Performance: Zhao Gong Hanlin Golden Ball Full-length: 14 minutes and a little over 34 seconds Video Surveillance: Pop Frontier Text Entrance: Pop Frontier Music Voice ~ ~ Golden Ball: Attention, everyone, the general manager is here! Gong Hanlin: Did you hear that? Go, go, stop! I didn't catch this line. ) Kim: What's the matter? Gong Hanlin: Our western restaurant has been changed into Empress Dowager Cixi's restaurant. Why is this song still playing? Zhu Jin: Oh, the music is wrong. . . Gong Hanlin: I'll tell you! Zhu Jin: Hey (ei) Gong Hanlin: I'm telling you Zhu Jin: Hey (ei) Gong Hanlin: Cheer up. Gong Hanlin: Today, our Empress Dowager Cixi restaurant will open, and we want to recruit Empress Dowager Cixi as a waiter (PA). Gong Hanlin: I can find 37 old ladies who don't look alike. I wonder how this looks today! Gong Hanlin: Tell the 38-year-old lady to go to court-Kim: Go to court? Gong Hanlin: Oh, no, that (nei) can play! Kim Jong Il: Hey (ei) Kim Jong Il: No.38 ——— (long sound —— popular frontline note) Kim Jong Il: No.38 ——— (repeat —— popular frontline note) Zhao: Here! Zhu Jin: Here we are. Gong Hanlin: Hey, you old lady. Zhao: I thought (Gong Hanlin: Ang) I was a militia platoon leader! Gong Hanlin/Kim: gnome male-"(Gong Hanlin: militia platoon leader) gnome male-". . . Zhao: Hello, comrades. Gong Hanlin: Hello, old lady. Zhao: Comrades have worked hard. Gong Hanlin/King: (Laughter-note on the popular front) Gong Hanlin: Don't bother. Would you like to work in our restaurant? Zhao: Yes! Gong Hanlin: Ang, Zhao: Our village is rich now (Gong Hanlin: Ang) Zhao: I also want to open a big hotel and develop tourism resources (Gong Hanlin: Ang) Zhao: I don't work here to make money (Gong Hanlin: Europe) Zhao: I want to learn from the experience of this hotel. Gong Hanlin: Hey, I got in ~ ~ Zhao: Thank you. Haihai (laughter-popular frontline note) Gong Hanlin: (to himself) I'm willing to recruit this for free. It's very ~ ~ (laughter-popular frontline note) Zhao: Shall we get to work? Gong Hanlin: Do as you say, (Zhao: aye), so cheer up and get ready to drive. . . Gong Hanlin: Gnome male-",what is this? Zhao: Rags, (Gong Hanlin: Huh? ), soft and absorbent, if you wipe the table, Gong Hanlin:: gnome male-",ouch, don't worry about your work yet, let the old lady open her eyes ~ Jin: Let's go. Ai-(Music begins) Gong Hanlin: Look at Zhao: Oh, (Gong Hanlin: Yeah), this girl is really handsome. Internal work Hanlin: Is it beautiful? Zhao: This cheongsam is also good (Gong Hanlin:). . . Gong Hanlin: I'll let you put on your work clothes later. Zhao: Me, me, me, me too? Gong Hanlin: Well, you are not like them. Zhao: I'm telling you, you can't work in this. Gong Hanlin: Yes, take the old lady to try on clothes ~ ~ Zhao: Where to try it? Gong Hanlin: Walk in the back, hehe (laughs-popular frontline note) (almost at the same time) Kim: This way, please ~ Gong Hanlin: Eh, old lady. . . Answer the phone (to Kim) Kim: Hello, this is Cixi Restaurant (Gong Hanlin: Yes, tell him we changed Cixi Restaurant) Kim: It's from the Price Bureau! Gong Hanlin: What is it? Zhu Jin: Let me quote the price of vegetables. Gong Hanlin: Just say I'm not here! Zhu Jin: Hey, our manager said he wasn't in (Gong Hanlin snatched the phone). Gong Hanlin: You can't even lie. Gong Hanlin: Hey, I'm not here. No, no, no,no. He's not here. Hehehe, I'm Gong Hanlin, his secretary. Don't worry, our vegetable prices are fair and reasonable. I will call you when he comes back. Gong Hanlin: OK, bye. Heng Heng Heng Heng Heng-(Laughter-Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin: No one is allowed to pick up Kim Jong Il on the phone again! Gong Hanlin: Look at the back. Kim: Are you dressed? Zhao: I'm dressed —— Jin: Please —— (Music begins) Gong Hanlin: Let me see, eh, hehehehehehe, OK. Gong Hanlin: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. Gong Hanlin: Siren, please don't shake this rag. Zhao: I'll take it instead of a handkerchief. (Inner) Gong Hanlin:. Gong Hanlin: Cixi. . . Zhao: Cixi? Gong Hanlin: Enzhao: Is that the Queen Mother of Europe who eats more than 200 dishes at a meal? Gong Hanlin: Cha! Zhao: No, no, no. . Zhao: I am a poor peasant of eight generations. Her ingredients are too high. I'm not pretending. Gong Hanlin: Hai Hai Hai Gong Hanlin: Love medicine, it has nothing to do with that ingredient. To tell you the truth, Gong Hanlin: I just want you to dress up as Cixi and have dinner with the guests this time! Zhao: That's even worse. Gong Hanlin: What? Zhao: Escort is not allowed if you have documents ~ Gong Hanlin: Oh. . . Gong Hanlin: I won't let you really accompany me to dinner. I'll just let you stand in Zhechang as a commentator for them. Zhao: Oh, that is to say, people are sitting and I am standing (Gong Hanlin: Ah, right). Zhao: Everyone is eating and I am watching (Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes). Zhao: Isn't this Cixi a bit miserable ~ Gong Hanlin: Why don't you understand your identity? So, Zhao, what is my identity? Gong Hanlin: I won't tell you, just dress up as Cixi and invite guests to dinner! Zhao: If you had said it earlier, I would have understood. Gong Hanlin: What status? Zhao: I am NATO! Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes, you are NATO Gong Hanlin: Don't say that to the outside world. Zhao: What are you afraid of? That TV has exploded. Zhao: Bhutto sells cloth, socks have racks and shoes have racks. Zhao: Me, that's Mito! Gong Hanlin: It seems that you understand. No, Zhao: It was done a long time ago (the sound effect is too complicated, I didn't catch the last sentence and this sentence clearly). Gong Hanlin: OK, ai, business training begins. Golden Ball: Serve-Gong Hanlin: Oh, hey, look at the old man-Zhao: What is this? Gong Hanlin: Imperial jade wine Zhao: Did the emperor drink it? Gong Hanlin: That's right. Zhao: Can I smell it? Gong Hanlin: Please-Zhao: En Gong Hanlin: En Zhao: En Gong Hanlin: En Zhao: Xiang (likes) Gong Hanlin: Xiang Ba Zhao: likes Erguotou Golden Ball: What do you mean, likes Erguotou? That's water mixed with spirit Erguotou! Gong Hanlin: Ai. . . That's bullshit! What spirit Erguotou mixed with water! Gong Hanlin: Hengheng, you have to order Gong Yujiu when you get here ~ Zhao: Hey, how much is this? Gong Hanlin: 180! Zhao: Er, this, this, this is 180 yuan? Gong Hanlin: Enzhao Li Rong: Alas, the word "court" is so expensive. Gong Hanlin: This old lady, you should study hard here. Naigong Hanlin: Look at this dish again! Zhao: What is this dish? Gong Hanlin: Great Britain! Where is Zhao? The emperor ate it? Gong Hanlin: Hmm! Zhao: How about the white one? White radish, Gong Hanlin, big mouth! What white radish? You can't call it white radish when you get here. This is called-palace-white radish. Zhao: How about the green one? Gong Hanlin: Gong Radish Zhao: How about this red one? Gong Hanlin: Gong Radish Zhao: That would be yellow. . . I know Gong Hanlin Huang: This is the court carrot Gong Hanlin: Gee, that's clever. Zhao: Is this dish of radish worth 5 yuan? Gong Hanlin: No, 80! Zhao: Shout, this, this, this is 80 yuan? Gong Hanlin: Zhao Ang Li Rong: You bought a bunch of radishes. Gong Hanlin: I won't tell you? You can't call it radish here, you have to call it a hero gathering! Zhao: There are many talents in the sea. I think it's just a radish club, hahahaha. . . Gong Hanlin: Radish club? (Zhu Jin: Radish has a meeting. . . ) Gong Hanlin: Who told you this was a radish party? This is all the palace Hanlin enjoyed by the emperor in those years. I tell you, this thing is a great tonic for Zhao; Then the emperor took this radish-tonic? Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes! Otherwise, how can the emperor prolong his life and live forever? Zhao: Not really. Then Gong Hanlin: What? Zhao: Emperor Tongzhi died at the age of 2 1, and there were Xianfeng and Guangxu. Calculate (Gong Hanlin: OK! Gong Hanlin: Why do you always argue with me? Well, why don't you look at me? Gong Hanlin: How can I be so energetic! Where is Zhao? Do you wear makeup? Gong Hanlin: En Gong Hanlin: I take tonic every day! Zhao: Oh, it's like a chicken? Gong Hanlin: I'm trying to lose weight these two days! Zhao: That's true. Ai is the same? Gong Hanlin: Hey, pout! Gong Hanlin: You are the general manager and I am the general manager? Zhao: Then, then, then you are the manager. . . Gong Hanlin: Do you want to learn from me? Zhao: Miss Gong Hanlin: I want to learn to practice as I taught you. Gong Hanlin: Just a moment, I'll check the price you quoted. Kim: General Manager, please go to the Imperial Chef to see if the palace potatoes are ripe. Gong Hanlin: ai, go-AI! Practice hard! I really am. . . Zhao: I will practice your grandmother's mouth! Zhao: If I graduate from your post, I will become a kidnapper! Zhao: What did I say? I didn't catch this sentence clearly, please compare it with the video. (The phone rings) Zhao: Wai! I am Cixi! Oh, no, they named me Cixi, didn't they? Zhao: Price Bureau? Zhao: I'm telling you, it's not me here, it's all them. Zhao: The price of vegetables. . . It's dark, really dark! I can't. I have to go, or he will ask me to quote the price of vegetables later. Zhao: Oh, just listen, will you? Got it! Zhao: Come back. Where have you been? Gong Hanlin/Kim: I'm coming, I'm coming. Zhao: Are you still practicing? Gong Hanlin: Hey, hey, don't take off your work clothes. Zhao: I'm sweating. I'm too involved. Gong Hanlin: Black friends, I participated. (Zhao is right) I have to explain it to you. Gong Hanlin: We not only had a banquet with Cixi, but also played and sang in the court music and dance. Gong Hanlin: If you were a child. Zhao: I can sing Gong Hanlin: Listen to Zhao: Back in the past, (Gong Hanlin: Yeah) our village filmed Xiao erhei getting married (Gong Hanlin: Hey) Zhao: Guess what, let me play Xiao Qin (Gong Hanlin: Xiao Qin? Zhao: Let me try my voice (Gong Hanlin: hmm). Zhao: Gee, my voice is so high. (Gong Hanlin/:hmm-) You don't know how high it is. Zhao: I chose more than twenty Xiaoerhei (Gong Hanlin: hmm) and I didn't stop it. As a result, this marriage did not form Gong Hanlin: Heiyou. The voice of the old lady (I can't hear you clearly here-note on the front line of fashion) Gong Hanlin/Kim/Zhao: (mixed laughter) Gong Hanlin: Would you like to come down first? Hey Zhao: Hey hey, I'm used to it at home on the kang. Gong Hanlin: This is not your health. It's lively enough. What can I sing? Zhao: I can sing anything. I sing everything when I cook at home. Gong Hanlin: Well, just listen to the part where you cook. Zhao: Love, all right. Gong Hanlin: Cooperate! (Music starts) Zhao: (Singing) I made fried pork and fish fillets. Zhao: (singing) Braised pork ribs with vinegar. Zhao: (singing) Songhua became protein. Lingou. Zhao: (singing) Jellyfish mixed with belly is full of flavor. Zhao: (singing) Four cool and four spicy. Zhao: (singing) Boiled a pot of white wine. Gong Hanlin: (and) Boiled a pot. Rong: (singing) It smells good-Gong Hanlin: Sweet gull, it smells good. Come on, Hai Hai Gong Hanlin: Gee, the food here is delicious enough. In the future, you have to make up some words to sing to me. Zhao: I can sing! Gong Hanlin: Old lady (Zhao Ai), don't just talk and don't practice-Gong Hanlin after the sea: (singing) Don't play with your mouth. Zhao: (singing) If I play the piano with my mouth, I am a mallet. Gong Hanlin: (singing) Gong Yujiu Zhao: (singing) One hundred and eighty-one glasses Gong Hanlin: (singing) How about this wine? Zhao: (singing) Listen to me play for you-Gong Hanlin: Play! Blow! Zhao: (singing) Look at my mouth. Zhao: (singing) An appetizer. Gong Hanlin: (singing) I shouted, "Beauty Zhao: (singing) Two cups are good for your kidneys. Gong Hanlin: (singing) Haha, it's still beautiful Zhao: (singing) Three cups and five cups. Zhao: (singing) Make sure your little face. Gong Hanlin: How about that? Zhao: (singing) There is red in white. Gong Hanlin: Ou Zhao Li Rong: (singing) There is black in red. Gong Hanlin: Black. . . Zhao: Anger and darkness (Gong Hanlin: Ang? Gong Hanlin: Er, Zhao: blue (Gong Hanlin: what color is this) and Gong Hanlin: sea. . . Zhao: (singing) The powder is so beautiful. Gong Hanlin: Gee, you scared me to death. Zhao: (singing) How about this wine? Gong Hanlin: (singing) The dirt road wine is really delicious. Gong Hanlin: (singing) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Come and have a look. Try Gong Hanlin: (Singing) It's very crisp in your mouth. Gong Hanlin: (singing) I don't believe you've tasted a crispy piece. Zhao Lirong: (singing) I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. Zhao: (Singing) It's true. Zhao: (singing) Why is it so crisp? Gong Hanlin: (singing) I ask you now. Zhao: Me, me. . . Gong Hanlin: Why is it so crisp? Gong Hanlin: Why is it so crisp? Zhao: (singing) This is just a big radish! Gong Hanlin: Tell the truth again! Zhao Lirong: (grabs the phone) Did you hear clearly? Gong Hanlin: Hey! Who are you talking to? Zhao: Price Bureau! Gong Hanlin: Aye, I'm not going to start a business. Zhao: If you plan to do business, I'll give you a secret recipe. Gong Hanlin: Oh, tell me ai. Zhao: Get a pen! Gong Hanlin: Ah, pen and ink serve! Gong Hanlin: Eh, get a pen, old man (while Zhao is dancing in the dragon and phoenix) Gong Hanlin: Ah Hai, OK, Hai Hai Gong Hanlin: Ah, go-Gong Hanlin: Ah, go-Gong Hanlin: OK! Hehe-Gong Hanlin: Hehe, it's true-you! What do you mean? Zhao: I don't even know what this means. You are such an idiot! Gong Hanlin: Hey, she said we were mallets. Gong Hanlin: You old lady. . . Gong Hanlin: Oh, my God, Li Rong: Walking everywhere, the road (Gong Hanlin: you-) is far away, the water is long, and I am fascinated by one village after another. Zhao: Everywhere-(End of the play)