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Suppose you are locked in a mental hospital, how can you prove that you are normal?
If one day you are locked in a mental hospital, how can you prove that you are not sick at all?
I believe that most people have thought about such a problem. After all, it is really an interesting question.
If you admit that you are sick, you are welcome in a mental hospital;
If you deny that you are sick, that's right. This is also one of the typical symptoms of mental illness.
A driver, who is a nerve carrier, let three patients escape halfway because of negligence. In order not to lose his job, he drove to a bus stop and promised passers-by a free ride. Finally, he counted three normal passengers as patients and sent them to the hospital. These three individuals proved that they were not insane through the compilation process and successfully entered the ecstasy hospital.
G: When you were put in a mental hospital, what did you think of to save yourself?
A: I think if you want to go out, you must first prove that you are not mentally ill.
G: How did you prove it?
A: I said "the earth is round", which is true. I think people who tell the truth will not be regarded as mental illness!
Did you succeed at last?
A: No, when I said this sentence for the first time 14, the nursing staff injected a needle into my ass.
The following is an interview with B:
G: How did you get out of the mental hospital?
B: A and I were rescued by C. He successfully walked out of the mental hospital and called the police.
G: Did you try to escape?
Yes, I told them I was a sociologist. I said I knew that the former president of the United States was Clinton and the former prime minister of Britain was Blair. When I mentioned the names of the leaders of the South Pacific island countries, they gave me a shot. I dare not speak again!
G: Then how did C get you out?
B: After he came in, he didn't say anything. Eat when you should eat and sleep when you should sleep. When the medical staff shave him, he will say thank you to them. On the 28th day, they discharged him.
In his comments, Gray Baker expressed the feeling that it is difficult for a normal person to prove that he is normal. Maybe only those who don't try to prove it can be called normal people.
Those who prove their truth in some way, those who prove their knowledge in some way, including those who prove their wealth in some way, may be considered crazy, but they just don't know it!
1976 the Oscar-winning film "flying over the madhouse" tells such a story.
The protagonist Mike Murphy is the normal person who accidentally broke into a mental hospital.
But he tried every means to convince the head nurse that he was normal.
After electric shock and frontal lobe resection, he finally became an "abnormal person" who really couldn't think.
But after all, the plot of the film is fictional and not sufficient.
But don't worry, a famous psychology professor staged such a real "flying over the madhouse" at the same time in the last century.
Although this experiment looks like entertainment, it subverts the diagnosis of mental illness and becomes a leap in the field of mental health.
At one time, man thought he was great and omnipotent. Someone made a robot and was laughed at by countless people at first. But slowly, you will find that robots are occupying our lives. These robots work hard for free, such as cleaning housework, singing and dancing, cooking and delivering goods, and even have super memory and powerful computing power, which can beat excellent human chess players. People began to fear that this intelligent monster created by themselves would rob them of their jobs. How to control the robot well may be something to worry about in the future. The future world has no end. Even if it is considered crazy by the whole world, some people will move forward under pressure.
In this world, countless people step by step and live like countless normal people. But there are always some restless lunatics who want to change this mediocre world! May you have the courage to become a madman who is determined to change the world. Even if thousands of people stop you, don't surrender to the world. I believe that one day, we can escape from the bondage of secular thoughts without proving ourselves.
Emotion has great appeal, so it is an important prerequisite for all moral behaviors. No one who has no strong ambition can enthusiastically embody this ambition in his career. Don't suppress yourself, pour all your feelings into Bian Xiao. In this way, Bian Xiao can be more motivated and enthusiastic to update information for everyone. Well, that's all the news I brought to you this time. I hope you like it. Write down your valuable opinions in the comment area and explode my screen! Also, don't forget to pay attention to me!
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