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Plans can't keep up with changing examples. Well, I got high marks until the 7th.

I'm too busy this summer. The first reason why I am busy is to send Linlin to the "Bright Angel" Eye Care Center for eye massage every day. On the way there this morning, the host of the car radio station was reading an example of "the plan can't keep up with the change" in the short message sent by the audience. What plans to buy a house, the house price has risen rapidly; Why do you want to marry two wives? Now I'm 30 years old, and I haven't married any of them ... Some are funny, and some are true. Mom and Linlin listened without saying a word.

At four or five o'clock in the afternoon, Linlin finished several summer homework assigned by her mother. She planned: Dad won't go home for dinner at night anyway, so mother and daughter might as well go downstairs for a while, and then go to Shaxian snack at the gate of the community to eat jiaozi. I was happily preparing to go out when the telephone rang. It's dad. He said there was a change of plans and he would go home for dinner at night. I discussed that Mom and Linlin would drive to pick up Dad, and then the three of them would have a meal together in the snack bar. Hearing this, Linlin immediately cried, "Ah, you won't eat out again, will you? My delicious jiaozi! -it' s really a plan that can' t keep up with the changes! " The mother holding the microphone couldn't help laughing.

The activity of going downstairs is riding a bike. Linlin just learned to ride a bike during the summer vacation, and now he is in high spirits. It's exciting to see her staggering along.

Twenty minutes later, Linlin and his mother came to Dad's office. Mom's cell phone rang, and it was dad again. I thought dad was urging them to hurry up, but I didn't expect to cancel the family dinner plan: dad had another appointment! Well, the plan can't keep up with the change! ! Mother and Linlin shouted together.