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Humor amuses girls.
first, this morning, I thought for a long time and finally decided that I would pick up the garbage at the gate of the community today.
The first time I went, I was assigned to the garbage room. Although the garbage room was big and a little small, I worked hard. Today, I went to the garbage room to pick it up again. I'm ready for the tools I'll use in the future, and I'm ready for everything and I'm leaving. Just entering the elevator, I saw an aunt cleaning the glass there. What do I want to do when I see her standing at the door? But I dare not look down. Later, I met an uncle and asked you, "How did you know that an aunt wanted to clean the glass?" Uncle said: "we also want to clean the glass!" " Uncle said, "It's been so long!" Uncle said and turned and left!
second, now, do you have a girlfriend?
these days, if you don't have a girlfriend, you dare not say. I bought a skirt today to send to my friends. So I bought a hand. As a result, when my friends saw the color on her hand, they all said it was beautiful and beautiful. Buying her was a peace of mind! After buying it, I went to see it and found that the color of the skirt in her hand was not as beautiful as I thought! So he said angrily, "Why don't you send a friend for this?" Only to be scolded for not understanding the world! Today is really suffocating!
3. Go to play with friends. We all play together.
At dinner in the evening, we all said a word. That is to play with friends. We are all the ones who can't talk big. Then why can't they talk? So this is telling you that he talked about you. We are also very happy here! hahaha
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