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What examples of resourcefulness and adaptability do you have around you?
Returning to the dormitory after 9:30 in school is considered late, and then you have to sign a book under the watch of the dormitory aunt. Credits will be deducted for too many times.
Because I work part-time outside of school, I often get off work at 9:30 pm and return to school around 9:45.
The first time I came home late, I still signed obediently. The second time, when I walked downstairs of the dormitory, I suddenly remembered the scene where the three idiots made a big fuss in Bollywood. I suddenly thought of abc three plans,
First pretend to sign, first see if the aunt is watching me sign and see if I am being clever, then pick up the pen and sign after others After gesturing on my name for a while, I felt it was almost time, put down the pen, turned around and walked away.
If it fails, transfer to plan B. Auntie found out and asked me to sign. Ask auntie, do you know which dormitory I am from? have no idea? Do you know my name? have no idea. run!
If you run away and are caught and transferred to Plan C, just sign your name obediently, spicy chicken shreds.
I really admire my acting skills, but I didn’t even have the chance to use plan B. I laughed loudly every time after signing my name and walking out of sight of my aunt.
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