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Coax children into taking the Tsinghua test and Peking University test?
The jingles used to coax children to take the Tsinghua exam and Peking University exam are as follows:
1. It's extremely hot in May and June, and it's the college entrance examination day for another year.
2. On June 7th and 8th every year, the national unified college entrance examination is required.
3. Every year has been like this for many years, and the thunder can't move these two days.
4. From junior high school to senior high school, the wind, rain, snow and frost are in December.
5. The seasons change from spring to summer to autumn and winter, and children grow up to be stupefied.
6. The moon, the sun, the stars and the moon are full, and the girl becomes a big girl.
7. The road to study is slow and long, and many students have been studying for twelve years.
8, 12 years grinds into a sword, and it takes two days to win fame.
9. Get up early in the morning, clear your mind, and recite English and Chinese.
1. I'm not idle on my way to school, and I'm too busy in my mind.
11. Review the questions you have done during the break.
12. In the evening, people have enough quiet time to finish physics and chemistry and do math.
13. I finally went to my parents' women's volleyball team for lessons during the holiday.
14. Complement the number of words before English and then chemistry and physics.
15. Pity inherit the wind, and hope her son will become a dragon in the sky.
16. Children are stressed from childhood and unwilling to obey adults.
17. Pay for Mr. Wang, then smile and be careful.
18. Eat and live regularly, and look forward to your children's success.
19. It's like a farmer planting a field, and it's hard to be at leisure after sowing seeds.
2. In autumn, I hope that the harvest will be hard for a good year.
21. I hope my son can be admitted to a good school, and at least one of them can be admitted.
22, 985211, the key school beckons.
23. Tsinghua of Peking University wants elites to have a high threshold in Nankai and Fudan.
24. It's best to get on the 985, or 211 if you can't.
25. It's hot in May, July and June, and it's another year of college entrance examination day.
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