Prank Bao Zheng’s little joke

A parody of Bao Zheng’s little joke

A parody of Bao Zheng’s little joke: Bao Zheng came to Gongsun Ce in a hurry: Mr. Gongsun, please help me, what’s wrong with the new mobile phone I bought? The screen went black? Gongsun Ce took it and thought about it for a moment. Sir, are you using your own headshot as the desktop again? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Parody Bao Zheng’s little jokes (1)

1. A man was sick. He went to see a doctor. When the doctor prescribed medicine for him, he said: The older one should take two tablets a day, and the younger one should take one tablet a day. He returned home and said to the two children: "Boss, you can take two of these big pills a day; Second child: You can take one of these small pills a day." ?

2. The girl asked her best friend: "I have met two boys and I don't know who to choose." ?

My best friend asked: ?What do they do?

Girl: ?One is a designer and the other is a train driver. ?

Girlfriend: ?Choose the driver. Designers like the new and hate the old, but the train driver always reminds himself not to derail. ?

3. Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, have you used my pen?

Gongsun Ce: No, students are useless~~

Bao Zheng: Are you really useless?

Gongsun Ce: I am really useless~~

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, do you have a ruler?

Gongsun Ce :No.

Bao Zheng: Shameless person. Hehe~~

Gongsun Ce: Sir, this flower is for you.

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, you are really a gentleman. I have alienated you and Zhan Wewei from their relationship. I never thought you would send flowers to me!? What do you want to say? It doesn’t matter, just say Let’s do it!

Gongsun Ce: The student wants to say? Happy Qingming Festival~~

In the hut?

Gongsun Ce: Sir, why do you always take the students’ toilet paper? ~~Won’t you buy some for yourself?

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, don’t be so stingy!! Isn’t it just some toilet paper? I’ll just give it back to you when I use it up! A spoof of Bao Zheng’s little joke (2) )

1. Mr. Bao clearly explained the details of the murderer’s crime, and the murderer had no choice but to nod his head and admit it.

Finally, the murderer said: Sir, I have something unclear. How come you know the details of my crime so well?

This is what I have seen with my own eyes. ?

Sir, the moon is dark and the wind is high that night, and there is no one around. ?

Bao Zheng pointed to his face and said: ?You know!?

2. Renzong asked Bao Zheng to report the sufferings of the people.

?Many people are from poor families. ?Bao Zheng said, ?They can't even light the oil lamp! When I visited at night, I couldn't see my fingers in the house.

?That's your own problem. Please give some more convincing examples. ?

3. We should not take it lightly when dealing with Master Pang. This government needs the best strategy! The best strategy!? Bao Zheng said to himself, and Gongsun Ce lying on the bed silently heard this.

4. Dynasty asked: Who do you think is the most popular in Kaifeng Mansion?

Ma Han: Anyway, it won’t be the four of us. ?

Zhang Long sighed: Who made us so ordinary?

Zhao Hu: Mr. Gongsun is okay, at least he is very artistic. ?

Gongsun Ce said: "Literature and art are not very popular these days." ?

Zhan Zhao: ?Fortunately, Mr. Bao and I are neither ordinary nor artistic. ?

Bao Zheng: What Zhan Guard said makes sense, hahaha.

? A spoof of Bao Zheng’s jokes (3)

1. Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, what is Kaifeng Mansion?

Gongsun Ce (without thinking): Sir, Kaifeng Mansion She is the student’s relative, the student’s mother~~~

Bao Zheng (stroking his beard, nodding): Well, you answered very well, Kaifeng Mansion is your mother, you should love her!! < /p>

Zhan Zhao glanced at Bao Zheng and trembled!

Bao Zheng: Zhan Guard, what do you think Kaifeng Mansion is?

Zhan Zhao (trembling) Weiwei): Sir, Kaifeng Mansion is the mother of Mr. Gongsun!

2. Zhan Zhao was unconvinced by Gongsun Ce, so he deliberately ridiculed him.

Zhan Zhao: Sir, sometimes, stupid people ask questions that smart people cannot answer. Think about it, why is this?

Gongsun Ce: Zhan Wei, I can’t answer your question.

3. Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce are betting again.

Bao Zheng: Although you are full of knowledge, you can’t tell a one-sentence joke, right?

< p> Gongsun Ce: Oh, there are so many jokes in one sentence, I’m afraid you don’t understand.

Bao Zheng: Hahaha, how could you not understand? What a joke.

4. Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, a citizen woman came to tell me today that her husband-in-law went out to buy potatoes a year ago and has not come back since! How do you think I can help her?

Gongsun Ce: Well, sir, just tell her: Why are you so stubborn? Since you can’t wait for his potatoes, just cook other dishes. ? ;