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* * * Is it a cold joke to enjoy cycling?

This is obvious. From the profit, environmental protection, quality and other aspects, it proves the failure of * * * to enjoy cycling. Look at things clearly. A bicycle is an iron block. It will affect the environment and stop the flow of people, because if the quantity is not controlled, it will become a dump. Because bicycles are made of iron, they will be stolen and sold as waste. Because the car is free, it will be pushed into the house. Because they want to occupy the car, they will be locked and the pedals and cushions will be removed. Because there is no place to park, they will be thrown into the river and hung on trees. When the smart lock is locked, take it off and play. If they are in a bad mood, they will be pushed down to have fun. The manufacturing cost, maintenance cost and handling fee are not comparable to the speed of bicycle loss, and no one cares. The platform made a margin to defraud the investment and cashed in quickly. After that, the boss ran away from venture capital and the environment was destroyed. Who made a profit?

* * * It is innocent to enjoy bicycles, but people are greedy. Economic willful expansion will destroy resources and people's livelihood. Anyone who has studied Java programming knows that subclasses can't find their parent classes. Bicycle is a subclass. What will happen to its parent bicycle shop? Management and parking will be handled by the store. The correct way is to stop the shop in a large area, pick up the car in the shop, return the car and refund the deposit, realize the semi-privatization of bicycles, improve people's cherish and responsible attitude towards bicycles, punish the disassembly and theft of bicycles, legislate, force the number of bicycles by the state, force the geographical scope and force the number of platforms to be the best. Only in this way can the living environment be improved and you can enjoy riding tomorrow.

The 100-meter store is the most convenient and easy to manage, and semi-privatization makes people consciously cherish public property. A store is not necessarily its own, but can be a franchise store, an agent store or a hosting point. In front of all kinds of stores, it says * * * Enjoy XX Store, which is also managed by special personnel. Future maintenance, loan, parking, department store, take-away, logistics, etc. * * * will enjoy the function and enjoy everything. Isn't it beautiful? I'm a little excited to have a girlfriend when I have time. Is there any unmanned supermarket to compare with it? It is more clear who is convenient for the masses.