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Who is the funniest dead monarch in the history of China?
First place: fell into the cesspit and drowned-Kim Gong Jing.
During the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a monarch named Duke Jing of Jin who once got a disease and called a wizard to treat him. Unexpectedly, the wizard said to Duke Jing of Jin after reading it: You won't live to harvest wheat next year! At this time, Duke Jing of Jin was worried all day because of this incident. However, until the wheat can be harvested next year, Jin Jinggong's body is still good. At this time, he was very angry: "He thought the wizard who treated him was talking nonsense", so he ordered even the wizard to be executed. However, no one expected that when Qi Huangong was about to eat wheat, he suddenly felt a stomachache, so he went to the toilet. However, due to a stomachache, Duke Xiang of Jin accidentally fell into the cesspit.
Second place: Suicide-Qin Wuwang.
Qin Wuwang grew up wandering, often competing with his men. On one occasion, Meng, one of his men, said that he was powerful enough to lift the Longwen Chi Ding, which weighed more than 300 kilograms in Luoyang. Knowing that he was unconvinced, he also went to Luoyang City to lift Ding. Although Qin Wuwang lifted the Long Wenchi Ding, when he put it down, he accidentally hit himself.
Third place: strangled alive by a maid-in-waiting-Emperor Xiao of Jin Dynasty
Sima Yao, the filial piety emperor, was not only a famous military genius in history, but also the emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. On one occasion, Sima Yao was drinking with his favorite concubine Zhang Guiren in the harem. After three rounds of drinking, Sima Yao quarreled with his beloved concubine Zhang Guiren because of some trivial matters. In a rage, Zhang Guiren called several maids and strangled the drunken Sima Yao. Unexpectedly, Sima Yao was beaten to death by his favorite concubine because of drunkenness and nonsense!
Fourth place: Emperor Xiaowen who was furious because of the queen's infidelity.
Emperor Tuoba Hong, Emperor Xiaowen, is a very famous emperor in history. He not only promoted the integration of national cultures, but also fought in the south and the north all his life, quelled many rebellions and laid a very solid foundation for the rule of the Northern Wei Dynasty. However, such an outstanding emperor could not bear loneliness because he fought in the north and south all the year round, and finally chose to cheat. But because Emperor Xiaowen fought all the year round, he was kept in the dark. Finally, Princess Pengcheng came to tell Emperor Xiaowen. When Emperor Xiaowen heard the news, he suddenly lost his temper, causing old injuries and soon died!
Fifth place: died of taking "fairy medicine"-Ming Xizong
At the end of the Ming Dynasty, there was an emperor named Zhu Youxiao, who was Ming Xizong. Zhu Youxiao never considered politics. He often worked as a carpenter in the palace himself. Once, he made a wooden boat, so Zhu Youxiao happily paddled with it. But due to some mistakes, the boat capsized in the middle of the row. Although it was finally saved by the eunuch, it also fell behind. Later, he took it for treatment.
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