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Selected Humorous Jokes (2)

1. Xiaoming said that Kang asked you: "A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? " ? Kang said I don't know. What is the answer? Xiao Ming said hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you are stupid!

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. Students should make their lunch boxes blue.

3. One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor, "I pull everything I eat, eat watermelon and pull cucumber!" " The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you have to eat shit!" "

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" ? The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin, and the penguin plucks his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" "

6. Q: What do African cannibals eat? Alone! Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A vegetable eater!

7. There are two sausages in the refrigerator. After a long time, one of them shook. Wow! It's so cold ~ another sausage said in surprise, huh? You are a sausage. How can you talk?

8. One day, a male deer ran faster and faster, and finally, it became a high-speed male deer.

9. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. She announced: "children, after picking the fruit, we will wash it together." After washing, we can eat together. " All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? " A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

10. The teacher asked Xiao Ming in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher Xiaoming? Teacher Xiaoming? Teacher Xiao Ming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiaomingzhi ~