Why is China's national football team so bad?

The reason why the national football team lost.

First, the reason of the site.

1, the turf is too hard.

The turf is too soft.

3. Not applicable to broadleaf grass and other grasses.

Second, the weather reasons

1, snow

2. It's raining

3. It's hail

4. The sunshine is too good

Step 5 be cold

6. heat

7, neither cold nor hot (can't cause trouble to the opponent)

Third, the stadium factor.

1. On-court factors: A, the referee helps them; B, the referee won't help us.

C, the opponent's body is too strong D, the opponent's technology is too delicate

E, the doorpost helped them. F, the opposing goalkeeper plays BT supernormal.

G, the stoppage time is too short h, and the stoppage time is too long LVrL.

2. Off-site factors: A, away games, the atmosphere affects B, home games, and the interference is too great.

C. the audience didn't cheer for us. D. Someone threw a Grenade at the stadium.

1 joke about the national football team (Shen Jing)

Coaches from China, Japan and South Korea had the honor to visit the God Football Expo.

The three men saw more than 200 wall clocks hanging in the room, but some were fast and some were slow. The three men were puzzled and asked why. God's assistant explained: These wall clocks represent the national football teams of every country. Every time the national team loses a game, the wall clock will turn once. Therefore, the three men are looking for a wall clock that represents their country. The Japanese head coach searched for a long time and found the wall clock in the middle speed group, which was very unhappy. South Korea's head coach thought his own would be better, but as a result, the clock in the high-speed rotating group was faster than that in Japan, and his expression was extremely embarrassing. The head coach of China team exulted when he saw two clocks in Japan and South Korea so quickly, and felt that he was the most worthy of respect. As a result, I couldn't find China's clock for a long time, so I asked God's assistant, who replied: It's too hot these days, and God used China's clock as a fan!

A Korean, a Japanese, and a China are lucky to meet God.

Koreans ask God, "When can we win the World Cup in Korea?" God said, "50 years." The Korean cried: "Boo hoo … I will never see you again!" " "

The Japanese also asked God, "When can we win the World Cup in Japan?" God replied, "Maybe 100." The Japanese also cried: "Boo hoo … never see you again!" " "

Of course, China people also ask God, "When can we win the World Cup in China?"

Unexpectedly, God cried: "Whoops … I can't see!" " "

There is a big tree near the stadium, and Chinese Super League fans who are too lazy to buy tickets often climb it to watch their team's game. Pol.ice has been asking the fans in the tree below, has our team scored? Did you score a goal? The fans in the tree kept shaking their heads. No, or no, I asked and answered, and the tree was angry. It shook its leaves angrily and said, don't ask, I've been standing here for so many years and I haven't seen them score yet!

There is a big tree near the stadium, and Chinese Super League fans who are too lazy to buy tickets often climb it to watch their team's game. Pol.ice has been asking the fans in the tree below, has our team scored? Did you score a goal? The fans in the tree kept shaking their heads. No, or no, I asked and answered, and the tree was angry. It shook its leaves angrily and said, don't ask, I've been standing here for so many years and I haven't seen them score yet!

China Football Team Song (Jianghu Edition)

Zhao Chuan: I am a smelly foot. I want to play, but I can't play well. Maybe one day I rushed out of Asia and became the object of being teased. I saw the world before I found myself a pustule. I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. I'm looking for a good medicine to deodorize. Is this requirement too high?

Zhang Ye: We are afraid of Korea, confident and soft. We told the story of Tucao, which became famous and tempered; The kicker who opens the future leads us into the bar and raises our glasses. We can't get drunk.

Stop football

Stop the ball under your feet 10 mm defender is a Brazilian player.

Stop the ball under your feet 10 cm defender is a Spanish player.

The defender who stops the ball at 10 decimeter is a German player.

The defender who stopped the ball at the foot 100 meters and forced the opposing goalkeeper to make a save was a China player.

pass the ball

The players who can accurately make a long pass 50 meters away and find teammates on the court are British players.

The player who can make a subtle shot within five meters is Argentina.

A player who can make a short pass within 5 meters, and a defender and a striker can play a game every 50 meters, is a China player.

Shoot (at the goal)

The player who can shoot from 30 meters away is a German player.

The player who can play an empty goal 3 meters in front of the door through subtle cooperation is a Portuguese player.

The player who can knock over the corner flag on penalty kick is a China player.

dribble

The player who can take the ball from his baseline to the other half is a Dutch player.

The player who can take the ball from his own baseline to the other's baseline is a Brazilian player.

It is China who can steal the ball from his players' feet and bring it into his own goal.

It is great to be able to carry the ball like Henry. Crawler web

Sports spirit in ball games

The players who can applaud the referee are all European players.

The players who can scold the referee are all South American players.

All the players who can spit at the referee and chase the ball are China players.

Bicycle exercise

The player who can step on eight bicycles in a row and get a penalty is a Brazilian player.

The player who can step on three bicycles in a row and break into the penalty area for assists is a Portuguese player.

Author: Xiao Di I am proud 2008-6-20 18:5 1 Reply to this statement.

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Two jokes about the national football team (Shen Jing)

The player who can step on half a bicycle continuously and break himself into a fracture is a China player.

Physical ability

The player who can run for 90 minutes without changing color is a Korean player.

A player who can run for 90 minutes and is still panting is a European player.

The athlete who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely is a South American athlete.

The player who can walk for 90 minutes and cramp on the ground is China.

speed

The player who runs faster than the ball is a Dutch player.

The athlete who can run as fast as a ball is an English athlete.

The player who can run as fast as the referee is a Maldivian.

The player who can't even outrun the referee is China.

attitude

It is African players who regard football as their life.

It is European players who regard football as their job.

It is South American players who regard football as a game.

It is China players who treat football as a joke.

salary

Some European players give money to prostitutes of fans. Nvhua

Some South American players use fans' money to buy drugs. product

Some African players bet their fans' money. ball

Some American players cheat fans with their money.

You can do all these things with the money of the fans, and almost all the players are China players.