Beg to tell a cold joke to my girlfriend and the public?

Dear, tomorrow is the fifteenth day of the first month. Let's go to see the lights, have a stroll and support our feelings! Hmm. How interesting

Husband: We don't need to support each other. Deep enough. If we go further, we will encounter magma.

Wife: Hum! If I can't take care of myself one day, can you take care of me all my life? ....

Husband: If you have deep feelings for me, I believe you won't take care of me for fear of dragging me down!

Wife: You! ! Ah! ! ! ////

Xiao Gan is a beautiful and moving woman, but her digestive system is not very good, so she often farts. On this day, Xiao Gan farted on the bus again ... Liang Xiao, a classmate standing next to her, immediately said, "Sorry, I farted just now", which immediately won Xiao Gan's grateful eyes.

However, after a while, Xiao Gan came to another ... Another classmate Xiao Jiang went on to say, "I'll put that. I am really sorry! " "Also grateful to look at the ginger.

However, she couldn't help but fart loudly and smelly ... At this moment, another classmate, Xiao Chen, hurriedly said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the fart that this lady put in the future is mine."

Two seriously wounded people are chatting in the ward.

A man said, "I'm really unlucky." I went for a drive in my new car yesterday, and I am proud of it. Suddenly I saw a sign in front of the road, which said something, too far away to see clearly. " I drove there quickly, and when I saw it, I saw the sign saying: There is a ditch ahead, please go around. But just after reading it, I didn't react, and even people and cars fell off. "

At this point, he paused and asked, "Dude, why are you so hurt?" What happened to your injury? "

The man suddenly gave him a hard stare and said, "What's the matter? I am digging a ditch! "