Funny English Drama

>(Music during the duel between Andy Lau & Jin Chengwu in "House of Flying Daggers")

Jing Ke

Are you Li mochou?

李 Mochou

Yes.

Jingke

OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.

Li Mochou

Are you challenging me?

Jing Ke

Off course! Shrugging in agreement

Li Mochou

Come on!

The music started

The two of them rushed forward

"People are drifting in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be hurt?" Knife, I'll chop you to death with one knife.

”

Li Mochou fell to the ground

Jing Ke laughed

Li Mochou was in pain: What happened? Why aren't you hurt?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (Do you need a reason to win a person? No, no, do you need it?)

Li Mo Chou: Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

Jing Ke laughed again

Tai Zi Dan Shang (holding fists): How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you, and you?

Tai Zi Dan: Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

Jing Ke: Sure!

Tai Zi Dan: How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you, and your wife?

Tai Zi Dan fainted

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Tai Zi Dan: Oh, I' m kidding too! May I have your name card, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket and it said:

To be or not to be , that's a question.

Ah San: Hero, we need your help.

Jing Ke: I am busy now!

Tai Zi Dan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing Ke: I am very busy now!

Ah San: IC, ID, IQ card?

Jing Ke: I am very very busy now!

Ah San (the beautiful girl with fingers on her fingers, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

Ah San: What? What's the TCM?

Ah San: Excuse me? What's the TCM?

Audience A: TCM - Traditional Chinese MM.

Tai Zi Dan: I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

Jing Ke (excited): Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for

thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.

Ah San: You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it...

("No matter" music started, Jing Ke first danced tango with Ah San, hugged her into his arms, and then threw her out, Ah San made a vomiting gesture. Then Jing Ke and Ah San Prince Dan performs the rumba. Finally, Prince Dan assumes a feminine pose, bends back and lifts one of his legs, while Jing Ke makes a teasing gesture.)

Jing Ke (sincere gesture) Just tell me what should I. do? I will do anything for you.

Tai Zi Dan and Ah San (bumping hips and high-fiving) Yeah!

Action Ш

("Westward Journey" The theme song plays)

Jing Ke is holding his wife, Prince Dan, and Asan is behind.

Asan: Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

Jing Ke: Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

Tai Zi Dan: I will miss you, baby.

(Prince Dan, Ah San. Pause. "Titan" The theme song "Nick" started, and Jing Ke and his wife were doing the classic pose of Jack and Rose on the bow. Suddenly Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman - a classical Chinese beauty passing by, winking at Jing Ke and throwing down the love handkerchief. Staring at the beautiful woman happily, the wife realized something was wrong and turned her head.

)

Jing Ke (hastily restrained): Darling, I love you.

Wife: I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! ("Shawshank" "Redemption")

Jing Ke (crying): I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (Even if it's the end of the world, I will love you. With you, selected from "Gone with the Wind")

Wife: Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

Jing Ke (want to leave but return) Stay, hold your hand and say): Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless. .. promise me now, and never let go of that promise (Jack's confession to Rose when the Titanic sank).

Wife: "I promise."

Jing Ke: "Never let go. "

Wife: "I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."

(Jing Ke's pronunciation is very similar to jack , so I added some lines from "Titanic")

The wife tried her best to squeeze out a few tears,

Jing Ke got on the ship and gradually went away