Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Solve riddles on the lanterns's Xiehouyu
Solve riddles on the lanterns's Xiehouyu
8 pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north. ?
the artillery is afraid of touching the pacesetter, and the pacesetter is afraid of touching the artillery gun.
2. Master Ba's banana tree?
Master Ba has eighty-eight banana trees.
Eighty-eight handkerchiefs have come to live under the eighty-eight banana trees.
Mr. Ba pulled out eighty-eight banana trees,
and he didn't let eighty-eight batons live under eighty-eight banana trees.
eighty-eight banana trees were burned by eighty-eight handfuls.
Master Ba is crying by eighty-eight banana trees.
3. Buy bobo
Bai Bobo, Peng Bobo,
Buy bobo in the bobo shop.
Bai Bobo bought a big cake,
Peng Bobo bought a big cake.
take it home and feed it to your mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law went to Bibobo again.
I wonder if Uncle Bai bought a big cake,
or did Uncle Peng buy a big cake?
4. Cowboy loves Liu Niang
Cowboy loves Liu Niang every year, and Liu Niang misses him again and again.
The cowherd loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang misses the cowherd.
Lang Lian Niang comes to the mother to miss Lang.
5. Brother Kugua Basket crossed the wide ditch
Brother Kugua Basket crossed the wide ditch, so hurry to see the strange dog. ?
just look at the strange dog's melon basket buckle, and the melon rolling basket is empty.
6. Did the stone lion kill the astringent persimmon tree?
There are 44 dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain, and
There are 44 stone lions behind the mountain.
Forty-four dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain,
Forty-four stone lions in the back of the mountain died.
Forty-four stone lions behind the mountain,
killed forty-four dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain. ?
I don't know if it was forty-four astringent persimmon trees in front of the mountain,
forty-four stone lions in the back of the mountain,
or forty-four stone lions in the back of the mountain,
which killed forty-four astringent persimmon trees in front of the mountain.
7. Third brother and third sister-in-law?
Third brother and third sister-in-law,
Lend me three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds. ?
Next year, I will pick wild jujube seeds in the mountains.
I will return the three buckets and three liters of wild jujube seeds to my third brother and sister-in-law.
8, sun-baked human flesh
The sun is hot, sun-baked human flesh,
I feel uncomfortable in the sun.
basking in human flesh is so uncomfortable.
the sun made my head oil.
9. Compare legs before they come to the mountain
There is a thick leg of Cui in front of the mountain,
There is a thick leg of Cui behind the mountain,
They come to the mountain to compare legs.
I wonder if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs,
or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs?
1. White stone pagoda
White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda,
White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda,
White stone pagoda is white and big.
11. A cloth and a bottle of vinegar
A cloth on my shoulder and a bottle of vinegar in my hand,
I walked a mile and saw a rabbit.
Take off the cloth, put down the vinegar and go to catch rabbits.
I ran away from the rabbit, lost my cloth and spilled vinegar.
12. The basin touches the shed
Lao Peng took a basin and passed by the shed where Lao Chen lived.
pots hit sheds, sheds hit pots, sheds topple pots, and sheds crush pots.
Lao Chen wants to pay for Lao Peng's pots, but Lao Peng doesn't want Lao Chen Lai to pay for them.
Mr. Chen accompanied Mr. Peng to mend the pots, and Mr. Peng helped Mr. Chen Lai to repair the shed.
13. East Dongting and West Dongting
East Dongting and West Dongting.
There is a vine on Dongting Mountain, and
There is a big bronze bell hanging on the vine.
when the wind rises, the rattan will ring, and
when the wind stops, the bronze bell will be quiet.
14. stew frozen tofu?
Will stew my frozen tofu to stew my frozen tofu;
If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.
If you mix it, it will stew my frozen tofu.
If you spoil my frozen tofu,
you can't eat my frozen tofu.
15. Two people come to the mountain to compare their eyes
There is a round eye in front of the mountain and a round eye in the back of the mountain.
They come to the mountain to compare their eyes.
I wonder if Yan's eyes are more round than Yan's,
or Yan's eyes are more round than Yan's?
16. A lame man came from the south.
A lame man came from the south, holding a plate in his hand.
Eggplant was in the plate, and a peg was nailed to the ground.
Eggplant in the plate was spilled. The lame man was so angry that he left the plate,
pulled out the pegs and stepped on the eggplant.
17. A jujube
Go out of the east gate, cross the bridge, and there is a jujube under the bridge.
holding a pole to shoot dates, there are many green ones and few red ones,
one date, two dates, three dates, four dates, five dates, six dates, seven dates, eight dates, nine dates, ten dates,
nine dates, eight dates, seven dates, six dates, five dates.
this is a tongue twister, and it's good to finish it in one breath.
18, full of stars
Look at the sky, full of stars. Underground, there is a pit.
Look in the pit, there is a plate of ice, and an old pine stands outside the pit.
An eagle falls on the pine, and an old monk sits under the eagle.
A lamp is lit in front of the monk, and a sutra is placed in front of the lamp.
A nail is nailed to the wall, and a bow is hung on the nail.
When it says it's windy, it's windy.
only a tongue twister that blows: the stars are scattered, the pit is flat, it is frozen, it is loose, the eagle flies, the monk walks, the lights go out, the classics are chaotic, it is nailed, and it turns over.
19. The Lama and the mute
A Lama came from the south, holding five pounds of eyes in his hand, and a mute came from the north
.
The lama holding the Kunyu order in the south wants to exchange the Kunyu order for the dumb horn of the other horn in the north.
The dumb is unwilling to exchange the horn for the Kunyu order of the Lama holding the Kunyu order.
The lama has to exchange the Kunyu order for the dumb horn of the other horn.
The Lama swung his gun at the dumb one with another horn.
The dumb one took off his horn and hit the Lama with a horn.
I don't know if the Lama of the order Tirajuma slapped the dumb one with another horn,
or if the dumb one with another horn punched the Lama of the order Tirajuma.
Lama stews his eyes, and the mute toots his horn.
2, Guankou jokes
In the Great Song Dynasty, the young children had the ambition to lie in prison, but Sima Wengong had the plan to break the urn to save the children. Han Kong Rong gave pears at the age of four and knew the courtesy of humility. Xiangjiu Huang Jr. was warm and fragrant, and Qin Gan Luo was a prime minister at the age of 12. Wu Zhouyu studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and worshipped the commander-in-chief of the water army at the age of thirteen. He was in charge of the military power in six counties and eighty-one States, and he was trapped in a chain of bitter meat and borrowed the east wind to burn warships, which made Cao Cao run away and almost died in the south of the Yangtze River. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu was also the leader among children.
21. Comprehensive tongue twisters
Learn to distinguish the four tones, and distinguish between yin and yang.
the location method should be accurate, and the mouth shape should be open and close.
the double lips will report a hundred waves, and the tongue area will strengthen the essence.
Tongue-twisting mainly strives for true photos, while flat tongue resources are increasing as early as possible;
the fricative sound is repeated by flying, and the gas is sent to check the firewood production.
when you close your mouth, it will be dry and ancient, and when you open your mouth, you will sing and fight;
Learn Xu's dramas with a pinch of mouth, and your teeth are full of memories.
The front nose bends steadily because of the smoke, and the back nose greets the middle voice.
Bite the prefix tightly and return to the suffix, while Yin and Yang go up to record the inflection;
keep practicing step by step, and it is not difficult to achieve purity and purity.
22. Pink Phoenix
Fei's family has a pink wall with a phoenix painted on it.
Phoenix is painted on the pink wall, red phoenix and yellow phoenix.
Red phoenix looks at yellow phoenix, and yellow phoenix looks at red phoenix.
pink phoenix, flying phoenix and pink phoenix are all like living phoenix.
23. Learn to write
Only small monks learn to write,
one word, four words, fourteen words,
one word is wrong,
forty-four words are wrong.
the master said that it was really a waste of pen and ink and rough paper.
24. Short knives
Transfer to the enemy island to fight special thieves, who are too clever to throw short knives.
If you push the top and hit the short knife, the thief will be knocked down by the tramp.
25. Horse-drawn cart
There are four Ili horses outside the door. You can pull whichever you like.
There are four four-wheeled horse-drawn carts on both sides of the archway. You can pull whichever two you like.
26. Does the old dragon make trouble with the old farmer?
the old dragon annoys the old farmer, and the old farmer annoys the old dragon.
The farmer is angry with the dragon, and the dragon is angry with the farmer and afraid of the farmer.
27. Painters and Blacksmiths
There is a painter in the west lane and a blacksmith in the seventh lane.
The painter in the west lane stole the tin from the blacksmith in the seventh lane, and the blacksmith in the seventh lane stole the paint from the blacksmith in the west lane.
The painter in West Lane is angry with the painter in Seven Lane for stealing paint.
The painter in Seven Lane is stimulated to steal tin for the painter in West Lane.
one is angry and the other is stimulated.
I don't know that you are both lawless.
28. The old woman and her husband were packing pineapples and radishes.
Coming from the south slope, an old woman was carrying two baskets in her hands.
The basket in the left hand is filled with pineapple, and the basket in the right hand is filled with radish.
Tell me,
Is the old woman holding a handful of pineapples in her left hand?
or is there more radish in her right hand?
That's right. I'll give you pineapples and radishes.
That's wrong. I want you to carry a basket up the hill.
29. There is a goose standing on the slope
There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope.
Wide river, fat goose,
Goose should cross the river, and the river should cross the goose.
I don't know whether the goose crossed the river or crossed the river.
3. A new canal has been opened in the village.
A new canal has been opened in the village, winding up the mountain.
the river flows in the rain channel, and the crops are green all over the mountain.
31. There are patches of white clouds in the blue sky
There are patches of white clouds in the blue sky and silver sheep on the grassland.
if you look closely, this is a flock of sheep and that is a white cloud.
if you look from a distance, you can't tell which is the white cloud and which is the flock.
32. Yellow Crane Tower a farewell to meng haoran on his way to yangzhou (Li Bai)
An old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and fireworks went down to Yangzhou in March.
The solitary sail shows the blue sky in the distance, and only the Yangtze River flows in the sky.
33, Qinyuan Spring Snow Mao Zedong
The scenery in the north is frozen thousands of miles away. It snows in Wan Li.
Looking at the inside and outside of the Great Wall, I can see nothing but the vastness.
The river goes up and down, and it suddenly loses its momentum.
The mountain dances with silver snakes, which are like wax, and I want to compete with God. ?
it's sunny, and it's especially enchanting to see the red makeup wrapped in it.
There are so many beauties in the country, which has attracted countless heroes.
I cherish Qin Huang's martial arts, but I have lost my literary talent.
Tang Zongsong's ancestors are a little coquettish.
A generation of arrogant people, Genghis Khan,
I only know how to bow and shoot big eagles.
The past is gone,
Count romantic figures, but look at the present.
34. Mouth and legs
Mouth says legs and legs say mouths.
the mouth says that the legs love to run errands, while the legs say that the mouth loves to sell.
it's better not to have long legs than to talk with your mouth and not move your legs.
it's better to keep your mouth shut than to move your legs.
move your legs again, and move your mouth again. Your legs stop talking about your mouth, and your mouth stops talking about your legs.
- Previous article:A trash can that tells jokes.
- Next article:What do you think of "mass entrepreneurship and innovation"
- Related articles
- A movie about truancy, starring Nicky Wu, Athena Chu and Dicky Cheung. What's the name of this movie?
- Ask how to imitate saxophone with ventriloquism.
- Can Taiyi save the suffering Buddha save people from forgetting the river?
- Someone copied someone else's name 2 18 times. What do you mean by copying it wrong?
- Is the spirit of Qingpu Senior High School good?
- Excuse me, Master Feng Shui, did it rain on the wedding day? Predict what?
- Ask for the funniest joke!
- The deadliest battle in World War II.
- Humorous stories told between lovers
- Compared with the financial support, where is the gap in Sun Yue and how big is it?