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1. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdainfully said: "I'm starving, and I'm greedy for beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake 2. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! Father earthworm said weakly. ... suddenly want to play football. One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. "The cow said," I don't fart so smelly when I eat grass. " The pig said, "people who fart will blush." Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 5. One day, a man met God ... God suddenly showed great kindness and intended to give that man a wish ... God asked ... Do you have any wishes ... The man thought about it ... I heard that cats have nine lives ... Then please give me nine lives ... God said ... Your wish came true ... One day, that man was idle and bored ... I thought. Because there were 10 knots in the carriage of that train ... 6. One day, the funeral home sent three people. Strangely, their smiles after death were all ... The funeral home manager was puzzled and asked pol.ice: Why did their faces become _? The policeman said, it's ... it's a long story ... Look at the man on the left ... He and his wife are in the spring night ... at the most passionate moment ... He can't stand it ... The administrator replied, alas ... I'd rather die in the flowers ... Being a ghost is also very romantic ... How did the middle one die? Policeman: The one in the middle ... Oh, he ... is really a human tragedy ... He was walking on the road ... Suddenly, he heard that he won the first prize ... the prize money exceeded 700 million yuan ... When he was laughing happily ... he was hit by an oncoming car ... As a result ... the administrator replied, alas .. he really didn't have enough luck to enjoy the rest of his life ... The administrator replied: ... this is a bit wrong. Why did he laugh when he was struck by lightning ... The policeman said: Because after he climbed the tree, he thought ... suddenly there was a flash of lightning ... He thought ... someone was taking pictures of him ... 7. Say a few words. It was not until the Tang Dynasty that the situation changed ... You have heard of Emperor Taizong! His old man raised a pair of Beijing dogs. Once Emperor Taizong went to Huashan to worship heaven, he took the pair of ... in the middle of the sacrifice. The bitch suddenly became anxious and ran under a tree to solve it. This is a very disrespectful behavior during the sacrifice, which annoyed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to hit a thunder, which hit the tree right. The tree fell down and killed the bitch. The male dog is very scared after seeing it ... (Be sure to take a very clear picture) as a permanent souvenir. I'm going to put it on my socks so that others will know it's crocodile. I told you because she told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell her. I tell you, if she asks you, did I tell you that I didn't tell you that she said you were a pig? I quit. 10, Bajie went to Korea for plastic surgery and became a handsome boy. Go to the ballroom to find beautiful women. After the passion, Bajie asked the beauty, Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Pig Bajie. The beauty is frightened: second brother, I am Lao Sha! 12, a person riding a motorcycle is used to wearing a coat backwards. He died in a traffic accident. When I arrived, I saw an old man next to me and asked him how he was doing. The old man said, when I saw him, he was still breathing. I saw his head screwed back, so I screwed his head back and he died. 13, I saw you the other day, in the supermarket. You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken, so you leaned over to see it. The screen showed: 5 yuan, pig head. 14, one day you stood on the bus platform and laughed, causing passers-by to look at you like a rare animal. One of them asked you why you giggled. You fought back your laughter and said proudly, I fooled the ticket buyer and didn't get on the bus. 15, one day you squatted on the side of the road and looked at a pile of poop carefully. Smell it. Is it poop? You dig with your hands. It looks like poop. You put it in your mouth and taste it: it's really poop! You are so happy:: It's a good thing you didn't step on it!