Fashion men and women short message joke

1, I work in a design company. One day, a female colleague shouted, Ah, we were disconnected. Manager, come out and help. The manager walked out slowly, looked at the female colleague's machine and said slowly, nothing, just an excuse that the network cable is broken, I can change it for you. Then the manager found a bundle of network cables, pulled out a slightly longer one and began to connect. Another female colleague joked after seeing it: Why is this so long? The manager said proudly, yes. This is very long. At this time, I really couldn't help it, so I rushed to say: the length is long enough, but it is a little thin.

The son told his father that he liked the beautiful woman across the street very much. Dad secretly told him: that's your half-sister, and you can only be friends. The son said he liked the girl next door, and the father said, that's your other half-sister. Don't tell your mother. "My son cried and told his mother that she comforted him: You can marry whoever you like. You are not your father's son at all! ! !

3. Old classmate, long time no see. How is your girlfriend Xiaoli? B: Haha, she is not my girlfriend anymore! Well, you should have done this a long time ago. When I was in college, I heard that she was having an affair with several boys in our class. I thought I was having an affair with her! B ~ was livid, and it took a long time to spit out a few words in a low voice: you NND, she is my wife now …

The first time I made out with my boyfriend, he asked me if I had a condom. I actually said, "Of course, I don't want to get pregnant again!" "

5. A very feminine man is called Global Connect, an eloquent man is called Shenzhouxing, a man with many lovers is called Monternet, and a man who takes his wife out to fool around is called M-Zone!