Naruto joke

Once upon a time, there was a Naruto who wanted to go far away to catch a Uchiha Itachi, so he rode an Asma with the words "I love gongs" written on the side and crossed mountains and rivers every day. Finally came to a "juvenile field". Unexpectedly, a "Kanjiu Wolf" jumped out and came at him with a burst of "Gekkō Hayate". He unhurriedly took out five magic pills from his pocket-Akamaru, Luwan, orochimaru, Muyewan and Kidomaru, and ate them, which immediately attracted Kyubi no Youko and Mrs. Toad. Kyubi no Youko held out his steel hand and opened his mouth to reveal the sharp Inuzuka Kiba. Mrs. Wen opened her mouth and spat out "fireworks" trying to catch Samadhi's true fire, beating "Kanjiu Wolf" and fleeing. In order to replenish his strength, Naruto drank a bottle of "the milk of a secluded girl" and set off again: he crossed a piece of Haruno Sakura, a piece of Yamanaka Ino and a piece of Taoyuan, waded through a Kaka Creek and finally caught Uchiha Itachi. In addition, he also found an "Iruka" and replaced it with a bowl of "red beans", and saw a rare "pig deer butterfly". The "white" day passed, and Naruto looked at the evening sky and sighed: "The most beautiful is Sarutobi Kurenai!"