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It's all careless fault.
It's all careless fault. Excellent composition 1 Sunday night, because Doudou played too late, the sun rose very high the next morning, but Doudou just got up and found that the pointer had reached 7: 30.
Then, Doudou shouted, "Mom, bring me a dress quickly, I'm going to be late!" " "Mom also grabbed a dress in a hurry and shouted," Why did you get up so late today? "Doug willy-nilly, quickly took the clothes my mother brought.
Doudou put one side of the skirt in, and Doudou said to himself, "Why is this skirt so awkward? Something seems to be holding me back. Will it be worn when I was a child? " However, he thought of the teacher's serious face, and Doudou didn't care about anything, so he tried to put on each other's clothes.
On the way to school, pedestrians laughed at Doudou. Some whispered that Doudou was so stupid that even the hangers were put in. Some stared at Doudou with their eyes. Doudou thought, Why do these pedestrians always stare at me?
When Doudou came to school, the originally silent classroom became burst into laughter. Doudou asked his classmates again, "Classmate, why are you laughing at me?" A classmate named Xiaohong stood up, walked behind Doudou, pointed to the hanger behind Doudou and said, "Doudou, you put all the hangers in your clothes." Doudou thought for a moment. So this is why pedestrians whisper to each other.
It's all careless fault. Shaobaogu finished his homework at the weekend. He felt that watching TV was too boring, so he took his newly bought football to the balcony of Huahao Candy House and shouted, "Huahao Candy, I bought a new football today. I want to play a football match with you, ok? " Flower cat candy is washing clothes. As soon as he heard Shao Baogu ask him to play, he immediately took Shao Baogu out to play.
Under the big tree at the east end of the village, Shaobao Valley and Flower Cat Candy are playing happily. They head the ball, kick the ball, throw the ball and play football games. I saw a "sweeping leg in the air" of Flower Cat Candy shooting the ball into the goal of Shaobaogu. Shaobaogu said unconvinced, "I will let you taste my power!" With that, he threw the ball into the air, and then a scud kicked it into the goal.
At this time, the roaring dog also wants to play with the black cat candy. On the way to the black cat candy house, he heard the sound of running water and ran to his home. I went to the black cat candy house and asked, "Black cat candy, are you at home?" Seeing that no one answered, the little dog ran to the black cat sheriff's house to ask. Sheriff Black Cat told Little Tiangou that he and Shaobaogu ran to the east of the village.
The growling dog found them and told them, "Flower cat candy, your house is flooded!" " "Hearing this, the flower cat ran home quickly. He borrowed a diving mirror from Sun and swam home to turn off the water.
You must be careful to avoid some unnecessary mistakes.
It's all careless fault. There are some small accidents at home every day. Because of me, I often make one joke after another at home, but what makes everyone laugh until their stomachaches and makes me unforgettable is my carelessness.
When I was in my hometown, my family sat together and chatted. My stomach suddenly made a "goo goo" sound. I shook my mother: "Mom, I'm so hungry. I really want to eat noodles. " "Go to the vegetable garden and order a dish yourself, add some noodles and cook in the pot." "Ok, I see." I am happy to say.
Under the guidance of my mother, I rushed into the vegetable garden with lightning speed. The vegetables in the garden are green, full and clean, like taking a bath. I pulled out the root of a Chinese cabbage, and I pulled it up hard, but I couldn't pull it out. That cabbage is so energetic!
I successfully conquered this tenacious Chinese cabbage. Looking at this white, fat, tender and clean cabbage, I am elated. I excitedly picked up the cabbage and ran to the kitchen, put the cabbage and water into the pot, put the noodles in when the water boiled, and soon the noodles were cooked. I helped myself and my mother fill a bowl.
Suddenly, my mother bit a small stone. She said, "Oh, what happened?" I suddenly realized, flushed, and said, "I see, I forgot to wash the cabbage." Mother spat out noodles in one bite. The whole family laughed and called me "careless", and I was extremely embarrassed. I poured two bowls of noodles and was scolded by my mother.
Now that I think about it, I still remember it deeply. I see: nothing can be done in a hurry, and nothing can be sloppy. Only by being careful and calm can we do things well and beautifully.
It's all careless fault. Excellent composition 4 No.65438 +0: unit test.
"Mom, look, I got 97.5, not bad!" When I came home from school, I proudly took out a unit test paper from my schoolbag and handed it to my mother. When my mother looked at the paper, her eyebrows immediately crumpled into a big ball: "It is good to get good grades, but it is too wrong to make mistakes." See for yourself, huh? " Why not do this multiple-choice question? This list, 25×25, how did you get 635? There is also the application problem, why not bring the unit? You are so careless! My mother gave me some chestnuts as she spoke. "I muttered below:" I didn't mean to! " "Really, it is careless!
Second place: English dictation.
"... 15, Liu, 16, warm ..." Look, the English teacher is dictating to us! Ah, I finally dictated 50 English words. I handed the English book to the teacher with confidence, but I was blindsided when I handed it out: only 48 out of 50 words were right. "Warm." It should be "warm", but I accidentally wrote "warning"; "Blow" should be "blow", but I actually wrote "blom". Do you think I am careless?
Third place: assembly model.
I took part in our school's science and technology model assembly competition. The game began, and I began to assemble according to the "instruction diagram". I made a mistake at first, but I don't know. After assembling for a long time, I found something was wrong, so I had to dismantle it and start over. A minute after I opened it, the teacher actually said that the assembly was over and the students with poor spelling abstained. If I hadn't been careless, I would have been promoted. "Whoops ~ ~"
I don't know when my carelessness will come
I can correct it, but I know I must correct this problem or I will make a big mistake in the future, and it's too late to regret it.
It's all careless fault. Everyone must hate carelessness, right? Usually it will appear during the exam, but I hate that carelessness even more, because it actually appears when I raise the flag. ...
It was a day in my fourth grade. I was honored as a flag bearer, which made me very happy. As soon as I got home, I sang "healthy songs", "Three turns left, three turns right, twisting my neck, twisting my ass …" At this moment, my mother pushed the door and came in, looking at me nervously and asking doubtfully, "What makes you so excited?" I told her my "glorious deeds", and my mother was very happy and went crazy with me. ...
However, the good times did not last long. On Monday morning, I was refreshed and stood on a high platform. I'm very excited. As soon as I hung the national flag, I saw nearly a thousand students in the school standing neatly on the playground. I pretended to look around calmly. Oh, my God! So many people! I suddenly became very nervous, thinking: the national flag is not raised well, won't it be laughed at? But then I thought, isn't raising the flag just raising it? What's so hard about it?
Accompanied by the loud national anthem, I unhurriedly raised the national flag, but I had no idea that I just hung it upside down by accident. When the national flag was halfway up, I suddenly felt something was wrong. Then, the national flag fell! There was a lot of noise under the field. When I saw the upside-down national flag, my face turned red. I really wanted to find a hole to get in at once.
Careless, careless, you can come at any time, but you just make trouble at this time and make fun of me-wait, one day, you won't appear by my side!
It's all careless fault. 6. Forgetfulness and carelessness are both bad habits. Once, I took my exercise book and took it as my deskmate's, and my deskmate took it as mine. As a result, we were both criticized by the teacher.
That afternoon, because the teacher asked us to change books and correct each other, we changed them and forgot to change them back. Oh, dear! How careless!
As soon as I got home, I took out my schoolbag and prepared to do my homework. I took out my exercise book and was about to write it when I opened the cover and looked at it carefully. The name on the cover is actually not mine, and I thought to myself: Could it be that I read it wrong? So I rubbed my eyes and took a closer look. Hey, it's really not mine. This is really over.
The next day, as soon as I came to school, I quickly reminded my deskmate that we had taken the wrong exercise book. He opened my exercise book and looked at it carefully. He has written it, and it's really over. I didn't write his exercise book. Now, he wrote mine, and I left him a blank. It's really ... it's really over In math class, the teacher saw my exercise book. Although it is written, it is not my handwriting. I didn't write at the same table. In this way, the math teacher criticized us both.
Unexpectedly, carelessness will bring us so much trouble, and I must get rid of it in the future. Please be sure to supervise me!
It's all careless fault. I have a "good friend" since I was a child. She pestered me all day and all night and put me in an awkward position again and again. He is careless. Look! He's bothering me again
At noon on Friday, Mr. Zhu locked us in the classroom, hoping to find out the classmate who didn't hand in his homework. I searched carefully in my mind whether I had handed it in. After making sure I handed it in, I adjusted a comfortable posture and sat in my seat. When the teacher saw that none of the students came forward to admit it, he locked in the "criminal suspect"-Liu Xin, who had many years of work experience, but he shook his hand like a rattle and waved his hand again and again, saying that he had given his homework to the group leader. At this moment, Sun Jie hesitated for a moment and stood up slowly. Admit that he didn't pay it. Just when everyone thought that the "homework storm" had finally subsided, Ding Jie said that she had helped him hand in his homework. It's not him either. Now the teacher can't help asking everyone to stand up and report their names one by one, so that she can find out who hasn't handed in their homework. At this time, my brain is running rapidly and I begin to doubt myself; Could it be that I didn't pay this "carelessness"? With my head, two-thirds of the possibilities are me! I immediately rummaged through my schoolbag, and suddenly an exercise book caught my tears. I took out the book in embarrassment, and the students around me shouted in unison: "It was you!" " ""You are miserable! "... I was so ashamed that I couldn't even lift my head. I couldn't wait to dig a hole and hide in it to avoid the eyes of teachers and classmates. The teacher came over in distress situation and took my exercise book.
"Oh, careless, I really hate you! I hate you! " I decided to mend my ways, say goodbye to him completely, and be good friends with my dream concern.
It's all careless fault. The 8-term exam of excellent composition is coming. Dad said, "Ruikai, if you can get 100 in this Chinese exam, I will buy you a computer." I thought: how nice it is to have a computer! My classmates have computers at home, so I can play games happily. If I have a … from that day on, I will review my lessons in the dark, and the mid-term exam will be 100.
Seeing my motivation to study, my aunt said, "Pay attention to the combination of work and rest, and be careful to become a bookworm. Why don't I treat you to steak and replenish some nutrition for your brain? " I shook my head and said, "I don't have time to go!" "When my classmates saw that I didn't go out to play during recess, they said," Don't get stuck in the book. It is a dream to get a 100 score on this basis. " I stared at him and said, "We'll see. "After full preparation, I feel that I have mastered all possible knowledge and am full of confidence in this exam. The exam took 90 minutes, and I finished it in 40 minutes.
I turned my pen and looked around. They are really slow. Do you need to think about such a simple exam? Time passed quickly in my imagination until the teacher said, "Hand in your papers." I just found out that I haven't checked the test paper yet, and it's too late. When I handed out the test paper the next day, I found that I only got 98 points.
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