What is the most ironic little story you have ever heard?

The local tyrant's son has poor academic performance. One day in history class, the history teacher asked him who burned the Yuanmingyuan. He said he didn't burn it!

At that time, the teacher called his father and said: Your son's class has become more and more outrageous recently. I asked who burned Yuanmingyuan, but he actually replied that he didn't burn it.

I was beaten by my father when I got home. The next day, his father called the teacher and said, Last night, he admitted to burning the Yuanmingyuan. Teacher, no matter how much it costs, our family will pay for it.

The next day, the history teacher was furious and said to the headmaster, I asked him who burned the Yuanmingyuan. His father actually said that no matter how much money he paid, it really pissed me off.

Hearing this, the headmaster said earnestly, burn it, you don't know. His father is a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a famous entrepreneur in the city and a red man around the mayor. He sponsored our school, and he is not to be taunted. By the way, which unit is that circle? Burn it and let his father build another one.

The history teacher got even angrier and reported it to the director of education. The director of education said it was no use worrying. At that time, the news was blocked urgently, so that the media did not know that it was burned by students in our school. In addition, the student transferred to another school first, so that his parents could cooperate with relatives and friends. Don't spread the news abroad, and don't expand its influence.

On the third day, the mayor came to the school and angrily scolded the principal: you son of a bitch, you haven't studied for days, and you don't know many words. Your sister begged me for a long time and finally got you a pawn of the principal. You have caused me so much trouble that the general election will be held soon. Do you know how fatal this is to me? Let me ask you, is the fire under control? Is the fireman there?

The headmaster said, I wasn't there at that time, and I don't know how the rabbit set the fire. The mayor said, you should investigate quickly and report directly to me as soon as possible. On the fourth day, the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee held a meeting to list circle burning as a serious safety accident that undermined the general election and disrupted social order. After research, five important instructions were made:

First, no matter who burned it, no matter how big the background is, once verified, it will never be tolerated.

Two, notify the city's fire department, immediately organize fire fighting, blocking the scene.

Third, notify the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee, strengthen media supervision, do a good job in network security, and prohibit rumors.

Four, the deputy mayor in charge of education, immediately suspended for inspection, the director of education removed, the principal removed.

Five, report to the provincial party committee for instructions.

On the fifth day, the local tyrant turned himself in with his son. The police chief pointed to the students and said, you little bastard, you just burned clean, and there was no trace left at the scene. We searched all over the city, but found no trace of Zhu Si. Tell me where you burned it, be honest, be lenient, and be strict.

The local tyrant said: Director, this fire was not actually started by my son. Some people see that I have made some money over the years and deliberately want to take the blame!

The secretary said, Mr. Li, we have thought about this, too. How can he have such great courage as a little doll? There must be something fishy behind this.

Three days later, under the leadership of the municipal party Committee, the public security bureau conducted a thorough investigation into this incident. The final conclusion of the investigation is that the Yuanmingyuan fire was actually a history teacher's revenge for the soil!

I heard that the history teacher is finally crazy! Said he also set fire to Chibi.