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Jiuli Fishing Drum: Where are the lyrics of "Mother Educates Daughters"?
the sons and daughters of China have a romantic life
Jiuli Fishing Drum sings ancient and modern
Celebrities and righteous men spread the wisdom of the past
urging fishing stocks to put their hands on the board
ditty is easy to sing
facing leaders and judges
guests present here and all of you
don't sing the tale of the West Chamber
. In Xuzhou, there was
a rich man, Wang Laoqi
how rich his family was
and the three girls he gave birth to
were married
to two rich places
Let's just say September 27th
The Wangs held a party to marry their younger sister
Seeing the sun set in the west
Mother came to the room
Girls. P > Three maids and one eldest daughter are married to the Chen family.
They play eight boxes and eight cabinets.
They play new wadding of duck down.
Lin Luo Duan Zi has more than ten skins.
The second sister is married to the Ma family.
The dowry is several times more.
Mercerized socks are tied to the thighs.
Boots click high at the bottom.
Chinese fir. Get busy
Why don't you marry a girl in a hut today?
Why don't you choose a man?
It's still cold at home.
Just blame this ghost society.
Men respect women.
They have no right to be a mother.
There are only a few words to explain to you.
There is an old saying that a good son doesn't plant a grandfather. Be kind to each other
Since ancient times, kindness has produced wealth and happiness
Try not to quarrel between two people
Even if two people fight for a few words
Don't bet on the dumb loss of the night
Be filial to my mother-in-law
My son should understand Zhou Gongli
Speak softly
Don't offend your mother-in-law
It's no problem to be poor at all < Only unity can be effective.
Put some effort into two dishes in your hand.
Go to bed later and get up earlier.
Open up more land to dig more land.
Plan your cultivation.
Plant more eggplant and cowpeas.
Eat radish and cabbage bibimbap.
Buy what you can't finish.
Solve the small problem of oil and salt.
Manage it. Duan
I just hid your old man
I rummaged through boxes and cupboards
I didn't find a penny
I found an ancient Chinese scroll
I want you to give it to a man when I go back
I want to persuade your husband,
I can only seek development by studying
I want to work hard at production every day.
two * * * in the evening Book
If you want to treat the bright moon as a lamp
One thing you should know is
Hard work pays off, man
If the cold window is full in ten years
If the emperor chooses a subject
If he goes to Kyoto to build a manor
If he has achieved a job as a semi-official
Throw his weight around
You are standing in front of your father's land
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