I want some jokes that satirize people’s self-righteousness, please help.

A man stayed in the desert for a long time, but he was very pious. God took pity on him and allowed him to realize three wishes. He said:

1. Because I have been in the desert for a long time, I am very dark. , so I must be white in my next life.

2. Since I have been in the desert for a long time, I rarely drink water, so I must drink a lot of water in my next life.

3. Since I have been in the desert for a long time, I have not been married yet, so I will definitely see many women’s buttocks in my next life.

God said, OK, I promise you. That person turned into a toilet in the women's restroom! ! !

This is funny!