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Chop Hua Xiong with warm wine

Cao Cao recruited soldiers and joined forces with Yuan Shao, Gongsun Zan and Sun Jian to attack Dong Zhuo. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went with Gongsun Zan. Hua Xiong, the general of Dong Zhuo, defeated Sun Jian, the pioneer of the Tenth Eighth Route Army, and killed two generals before the battle. He is very proud. The 18 th Route Warlord panicked and was at a loss. Yuan Shao said, "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou are not here, otherwise I am not afraid of Hua Xiong." As soon as the voice fell, Guan Yu shouted, "The young man is willing to cut off Hua Xiong's head!" Yuan Shao thought Guan Yu was just an archer on horseback and said angrily, "We have hundreds of generals on the 18th Route, but we want to send an archer on horseback. Doesn't it make Hua Xiong laugh? " Guan Yu said loudly, "If I can't kill Hua Xiong, please cut off my head." Cao Cao listened and appreciated it very much. So he poured a cup of hot wine and handed it to Guan Yu, saying, "General, drink this cup before you kill the enemy." Guan Yu took the glass, put it on the table and said, "Wait until I kill Hua Xiong!" Say that finish, carrying a broadsword on the horse.

Guan Yu was so skilled in martial arts that he soon cut off Hua Xiong's head. Back to the barracks, Cao Cao quickly picked up the glass on the table and handed it to him. At this point, the wine in the cup is not cold. ......

The water flooded the seventh army.

Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, and Cao Cao ordered General Yu Ban to be the general of the Southern Expedition, with Pound as the pioneer to command the Seventh Route Army to save Fancheng at night. Guan Yu received the letter and went to meet the enemy himself. Guan Yu and Pound fought for more than a hundred rounds, regardless of the outcome. On the second day of the battle, the two generals came out together without answering. After fifty rounds of flattery, Pound pulled his horse and fled, followed by Guan Yu. Pound was hit by an arrow, but Guan Yu couldn't dodge the arrow, and he was hurt by nutrition. Ten days later, the arrow wound healed. I also heard Guan Ping say that Cao Bing moved to the north of the city. Guan Yu didn't know what he meant. He rode up the hill to watch. He saw many people in the North Valley. He saw that the Xiangjiang River was so fierce that all seven armies were flooded. So he ordered his men to prepare boats and rafts, pack up rain gear, and send people to block the water inlets everywhere. Pound discussed with the generals that it was not easy to stay in the valley for a long time, and prepared to transfer the sergeant to the highlands tomorrow. That night, it was stormy, and Pound was in his tent, only to hear a lot of shouting. As soon as I saw this account, the flood surged from all directions. The soldiers of the seventh army drifted with the waves and drowned a lot. Yu Jin and Pound led the troops to climb the small dirt mountain to escape, and Guan Yu came to kill them with an army. Yu Jin saw that there was no way around and surrendered to Guan Yu. Pound and the defeated soldiers without armor were surrounded by Guan Yu's military forces. After a short battle, all the people surrendered. Only Pound caught a boat and tried to go down the river, but Zhou Cang's raft hit the water and was captured alive.

Da Zhan ma Chao

When Liu Bei besieged Chengdu, Liu Zhang turned to Zhang Lu in Hanzhong for help and promised to cut the land of twenty states. Ma Chao, who took refuge in Zhang Lu because of defeat, volunteered and led an army to attack Jia Meng Pass. Huo Jun and Meng Da, who are guarding the pass, are no match for Ma Chao. Liu Zhang left Zhuge Liang to guard Mianzhu, and Zhang Fei saved Meng Jia. According to historical records, Ma Chao has the courage of Han Xin and Ying Bu, and Zhang Fei is an "enemy of ten thousand people". Naturally, they fought fiercely with the enemy. Zhang Fei and Ma Chao fought for more than 200 rounds in front of Guan Guan, regardless of the outcome. It was getting late, and Zhang Fei was furious and ordered people to light torches and change horses to fight again. Two people played more than twenty rounds. Ma Chao used a flying hammer and was evaded by Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei hit Ma Chao with an arrow and was also flashed. Liu Bei saw Ma Chao's bravery and liked it very much, so he called a truce between the two generals. Later, Liu Bei sent Li Hui to say that Ma Chao would fall, and that * * * would attack Liu Zhang in Chengdu and Liu Zhang would fall. The history of MSI Kowloon entered Shijia Village, Huayin County, Huazhou. Master Zhuang's children have been practicing martial arts since childhood, stabbing nine dragons and using their hands to make three-pointed, two-edged, four-edged and eight-ring knives. He was arrested by Huayin County for associating with heroes in Shaohua Mountain and burning village grass. After a big fight in Huashan Mountain in Xiyue, Song Jiang joined Liangshan and became one of the eight ancient generals and the eight pioneers of Shanzhai Ma Jun..

Ride the savior alone

Liu Xuande gave Mrs Gummy and Dou to Zhao Zilong for protection. Because of the scattered troops, Zilong went to Cao Ying for rescue. When he entered Changbanpo, he met Mrs. Gan and witnessed Mi Zhu being caught by Coss' department. Yunqian tried to save him, killed him and sent him back to Mrs. Gan and Mi Zhu. Second, when he met Xia Houen, the commander of Cao Cao's sword, he shot him and took the green sword. Later, I met Mrs. Mi and Dou. Cao Hong met Yan Ming and was stabbed by Yun Sanhe. In the middle, I met the river between the rivers and fought ten times. Cloud dare not fight again, and take the road away. When he was trapped in a horse pit, Yun's mount jumped out of the horse pit, and then he met four generals, namely, Zhang Yi and Zhang Yi. He drew his green sword and slashed it, raising his hand. Kill all the generals and go straight to the encirclement. Cao Hong asked his name and reported it to Changshan Zhao Zilong. Cao Cao pitied him and ordered him not to stab him in the back. Cloud must get rid of this difficulty. This killing: Zhao Yun hugged the queen and went straight to deus ex, cut down two banners and took three pieces; Spears and swords were cut back and forth, killing more than 50 famous soldiers in Cao Ying.

We should argue with a large number of Confucian scholars and refute the arguments.

Lu Su introduced Zhuge Liang to a group of counselors in Wu Dong. These people are not ordinary people, but they are all learned people. Zhang Zhao, the first counselor of Wudong, first made a fuss, saying: I heard that Liu Bei visited your home three times before inviting you out of the mountain, thinking that having you would be like fishing in troubled waters and trying to seize the nine counties of Jingxiang as the base. But Jing Xiang has been got by Cao Cao. What do you think?

Zhuge Liang thought that if Zhang Zhao was not stumped first, there would be no way to convince Sun Quanlian and Liu Kangcao. Zhuge Liang said: Liu Bei took Jingxiang's territory easily, but he didn't want to seize the inheritance of the same clan. Cao Cao took advantage of it. Now we are stationed in Jiangxia, and there are other grand plans. How do idle people know this? In matters of state affairs and social security, people with real talents and practical knowledge should come up with good ideas. The speaker, sitting and talking, can't figure out a way when he meets something, but he can only be laughed at by the whole world. In a word, Mr. Zhang was speechless.

Later, a counselor asked: Cao Cao stationed millions of troops and will list thousands of people. You say you're not afraid, you brag. Zhuge Liang replied: Liu Bei retreated to Xiakou and waited for an opportunity, but the soldiers had enough food and grass, and the Yangtze River had natural dangers to defend, but it was your shame to persuade Sun Quan to surrender to Cao.

The counselors of Soochow challenged Zhuge Liang one by one, as many as seven, and Zhuge Liang refuted them.

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