Customer service lettering joke

I am mobile customer service. One day, an uncle called and cursed the move. After cursing for a few minutes, he dropped a malicious sentence: "Don't use the mobile card again, use Unicom!" I asked my uncle calmly, "Is there anything else I can do?" Uncle was silent for a few seconds and said with grievance, "Why don't you keep me?"

Teacher Wang asked Teacher Li, "Yesterday, a student in your class came into the classroom with dirty hands and was sent home by you. Is this effective? " "no! Half of the children didn't wash their hands today. "

I chased a girl when I was in college in Shandong, and I confessed several times, but I didn't respond. One day, a girl sent me a text message asking me to go to the park for the weekend. I'm too excited to sleep well at night. Invited to the Yellow River Park on weekends. After walking for a while, the girl said, I've always wanted to say something to you ... I was so excited that I thought it was a play, so I said, go ahead, I'm listening. Her next sentence almost made me angry: "I also saw the Yellow River, so give it up this time!" "

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