A long story in a joke

There are always inexplicable unhappy times, and when you are in a bad mood, you will do nothing. Would you do that? Here, I have collected long stories of jokes to make your mood better quickly.

Joke stories are full of stories:

1. Q: What kind of man is the most exclusive?

A: The train driver.

Q: Why?

Answer: because you have to die if you get off the bus.

Q: What is the most disloyal thing in the world?

A: It's money. We agreed to go out together. Then it won't come back with you.

Q: What is the most loyal thing in the world?

A: It's meat, damn it! I can't get rid of it.

2. The old woman was lying in the old man's arms and asked: Old man, if you have 1000 billion, what is the first thing you want to do?

? Divorce you. ? The old man blurted out (I was not thinking at the time, feeling that I would do something bad).

The old woman was slightly angry: What about the second thing?

? Marry you back? Old. Fair.

? Why? The old woman was confused.

? It was too easy to marry you before. I want to do it again to make your marriage better. ?

? Old man, you are so kind! ? The wife looks very moved.

At that time, my husband really wanted to say to himself: I'm so fucking witty. How long have I been hanging around without being beaten? .

The husband said happily to his wife:? You have devoted yourself to your family for so many years, and I want to give you a promotion! ?

Wife:? For what officer?

? I will marry a little wife and make you a big wife. ?

4. "Grandpa, you sell cement, but you are so beautiful when you look for your aunt. Tell me the story of you and your aunt. "

? I don't know what your aunt thinks of me. On Valentine's Day that year, I sold cement and passed a gold jewelry store. I went in to watch the fun, and your aunt was in sales.

I habitually ask:? How much is this thing a ton ...

Then we got married?

As a result, we quarreled after marriage, and she scolded me for pretending.

The joke story in the encyclopedia is long 2:

1. The students got together in the evening and they had a good time. A male classmate's wife called to check the post, and he compared it. Shh? Gestures, and then seriously began to answer the phone, then a female classmate quietly walked up behind him and said to his phone: you have pinned my hair down.

2. A twin is chatting, and my brother says: I was born by my mother. ? The younger brother quickly asked:? Brother, where am I from? ? Brother Shen replied:? The doctor who delivered the baby said that mom won the lottery and you brought another one back. ?

3. I went to dinner after work yesterday, met my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend, sat down and talked politely, and the man pretended to throw the Volkswagen keys on the table. I don't like it. Take out the keys to the Audi car and pull out my ears. That night, they broke up and she cried to me. My ex-girlfriend and I had another night of slapping, until I took out my Audi key and lit a cigarette, and we completely ended this doomed love.

The head teacher is a tough guy, and my deskmate is a boy. I was in class that day, and my deskmate raised her hand and said, Teacher, my period is coming. The head teacher said with a black line on his face, I will eat if you can have your period! Then the aunt at the same table said at the door: I am really his aunt, the class teacher, and I am here to give him living expenses. . . The class teacher is embarrassed!

5. Cao Cao took his son Cao Chong to visit Liu Bei. Cao Cao went to the door and shouted: Cao Cao came to visit with his youngest son! ? Liu Bei:? Oh, honey. Come as soon as you come. Did you bring any fruit? .

Joke story daquan dragon three:

1. I just went to the pet store and bought a turtle. I asked the boss: How long can this turtle be kept? The boss said: it depends on how you raise it. If you raise it well, it can send you away. ?

Just now, I was walking on the pedestrian street, and an old lady came over. When I passed her, she grabbed my arm and lay down slowly. I thought it was over! I was so scared that my legs were soft for more than ten seconds that my grandmother suddenly stood up and jumped on the dirt on her ass. ? Son, stabbing pain is not exciting, life is full of surprises. Help you relieve stress? Say that finish and left. Hey, I'll go! Heroes don't ask the source! Fun regardless of age!

It is said that there is a competition in corrupt countries: carrying a daughter-in-law over obstacles, and the prize is beer as heavy as a daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law is too light, too few prizes, and daughter-in-law is too heavy to finish the competition, alas! I'm torn.

Before the exam, Xiaohong said to Xiaoming that if you can get the first place in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend. The whole class heard it. After handing out the papers, everyone quietly put down their pens and planned to hand in a blank sheet of paper. Xiaoming has tears in his eyes! He glanced at Xiaohong, who looked a bit like a tiger, and silently tore off the test paper and ate it? Xiaohong smiled and wrote Xiaoming's name on her test paper? This is the most tortuous love story I have ever heard!

5. An old man told people who were exercising in the community: The great thing about Tai Ji Chuan is that it can use mild steel. ? I carried a steel pipe, shook it, weighed it in my hand, and said, Uncle, say it again? Without saying anything, the uncle's soft figure was wrapped around the pole and danced.

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