Script of college students' funny cross talk lines

Cross talk is a language art, and cross talk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and teasing. What a good crosstalk performer! I am good at telling long jokes, short jokes and one-liners. Anyway, the following is the script of college students' funny cross talk, welcome to refer to it!

D: tease b: hug

D: Crosstalk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

Hmm!

D: This is the legend. Great minds think alike ... it seems that you have my style.

Quite what?

B: Huh? Who are you?

D: The withered vine and the old tree are humming, while the small bridge is flowing with water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

B: What and what? Who the fuck are you ?

You really don't know me? Me! It's a vet! ! Just now! ! ! I have been a veterinarian for over a week.

I'll go. Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

You are so stupid.

What are you going to do today?

D: I came here to tell stories after studying veterinary medicine.

B: Cough! Do you want to hear this?

D: Do you want to hear, do you want to hear, or do you want to hear? I will never insist. Clap your hands if you want to listen.

(b makes a gesture of clapping hands)

Lots of applause. I'm glad. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "

B: (smiling)

D: Since everyone is so kind, let me talk about it.

Crosstalk is all made up, and this paragraph is true.

In the first class in college, Teacher Zhu told us a big secret.

Really?

D: Animal medicine is actually a veterinarian.

B: Cough! Nonsense.

D: At that time, our hearts suddenly became cold. Just as Zhao discovered the secret in "Adventures of Working"-"Palace wine, 18 1 cup is actually Erguotou mixed with boiling water."

B: What's wrong with that?

D: My dad expected me to be a cloned pig, and now he is an insider? But in my opinion, it's still very good. Being with small animals can also enhance communication with each other. Maybe your brain with only a few sulcus will have more channels. ...

You are quite optimistic.

In other words, we are all born optimists. We discovered the benefits of this major soon after the start of school. Knowing that penicillin can treat youth bean, we bought a few cigarettes from the drugstore, and the effect was very good, saving the money for buying "Shanlana"; Go to the salted duck stall to buy the duck's right leg. The stall owner never dares to fool us with his left leg. Who told us to learn anatomy well? After eating pork chops in the canteen, you can accurately point out the spine position of the ribs.

Really? (puzzled expression)

D: that's necessary

I went to the veterinary hospital for an internship some time ago.

B: it should be fun.

D: As soon as I got there, I delivered a dog and a son at the same time in time. The dog's father is ill, and the dog can't get milk, so it is very weak. Give medicine to the dog's father and nurse the dog's baby.

As a result, the vet uncle gave me these two arduous tasks.

B: You should do this well.

D: Then I'll be busy. I have to take care of both sides. I feed here, feed the medicine there, and feed the medicine there. Feed medicine, breast-feed

B: That's good.

Okay, what?

Finally, the dog father was very strong, and the dog baby took the wrong medicine.

You made this.

D: Do you need breastfeeding? I am a good nurse.

Why are you talking about me again? Go to hell!

If you want to die, I'll bury it.

I'm not talking to you.

Well, it happens that the neighbor's dog always loses its hair and has little dander. What did you say?/Sorry?

You can reach me. If you are seriously ill, you should take extraordinary measures. First, use mite-killing soap to kill mites. If you can't do it, you can give it a head-shoulder. If you can't do it, you can use music. no longer ...

B: Stop ... you're just hitting the pig's ass with your head.

D: I'm just joking with you.

This kind of thing, of course, still have to find the predecessors of the veterinary hospital.

B: Then let's go.

bow

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