Jokes and jokes: Ultra-short miniskirt _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh and tease your girlfriend.

On the bus, Ayong stared at a beautiful woman in a miniskirt. When there were few passengers on the bus, he summoned up his courage and said, "Miss, your legs are really beautiful. I'll give you 1000 yuan, and then you can raise the skirt by three cents, okay? "

? "It's easy. However, since you have to pay, then give me 2000 yuan, and I will take you to my cecal surgery. "

? "Oh, great!" Ayong is very excited.

When the bus just stopped in front of a hospital, I had to make faces and gave the beautiful lady two thousand yuan. The beauty said, "Look, this is it. This is where I have cecal surgery. " ......