Laugh your ass off, Zhao Benshan.

1, Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into town and happened to meet Fan Wei!

Fan Wei asked? Have you eaten?

Zhao Benshan said? Eat it! ?

Fan Wei proudly said:? I asked the donkey, what are you interrupting? ?

Zhao Benshan turned and slapped the donkey twice, cursing. There are relatives in the city who say nothing. ?

2. One day, I watched Japanese big top (pornography) in the dormitory computer and saw that half of it was stuck. Everything is so coincidental. To my surprise, several men and women from the college life department came in to check the dormitory hygiene! Shouting: "Check your bed!" The frozen picture at that time was extremely unsightly (I didn't know Japanese pornography was so abnormal). I was so nervous and sweaty! These people looked at me and the picture on the screen speechless ... I looked at them for about 10 seconds and said timidly, "If you want to criticize, you have to understand!" I don't know where the quotation is ~

Those people pushed the door and left! Look at the' buddy' in my dormitory again! ! I hit the wall! Since then, I have a nickname "Pioneer A"

I went shopping with my wife yesterday and passed a beautiful woman.

Wife:? Honey, that MM is not bad, and the clothes she wears are not bad. ?

Me:? I'll take off his clothes. These clothes belong to you and me. ?

MM seemed to hear it and looked back at us 10 seconds.

I said to a beautiful mm:? I invite you to dinner today. ? She said:? No, some other time ~? I'm so excited!

I said to a brother:? I invite you to dinner today. ? He said:? No, some other time ~? I'm embarrassed?

A beautiful mm said to me:? I invite you to dinner today. ? I said:? No, some other time ~? She said no-_-!

A dinosaur said to me: I invite you to dinner today. ? I pointed to the wretched man next to me and said, another day ~?

My brother saw two dogs doing that and asked my sister what they were doing. My sister answered shyly. They are fighting. ?

The boy next to him smiled.

Sister nu way:? What are you laughing at? Want to fight? ! ?

6.

Xiaomei: I watched a concert yesterday.

Xiao Wang: Really? That's good. Whose concert is this?

Xiaomei: Jay. I like him best. Yesterday's concert was wonderful.

Xiao Wang: Jay hasn't given a concert recently.

Xiaomei: I watched it on TV.

Xiao Wang:&; ? I began to worship you!

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