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Talking about positive energy when you don't want to go to work (selected 100 sentence)

1. I really don't want to be too fucking cold. I just want to lie in a warm bed. I don't want to go to work. I don't know how my parents persisted. I have to raise a child ... kneel down, it's hard for me to stand up. 3. I want to! Maybe it's because I haven't found a job and haven't been beaten by society. 4. I don't want to work, I don't want to go to work, and I don't want to deal with strange people and things. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for going to work and is suitable for getting paid. 6. On my first day at work, I want to ask for leave ... Think about my salary. Forget it. Migrant workers don't deserve leave. 7. Don't want to go to work for at least thirty days every month. 8. If only I had been a child, I would have slept after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying. 9. In short, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood. 10. It hurts to breathe at work. He lives in every corner of me. 1 1. 12. Others ask for money at work, and we are dying at work! 13. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable. 14. I don't want to go to work seven days a week. 15. It's been a long time, and no day is suitable for work. 16. If I had known there was a job in the world, I wouldn't have come to earth. 17. Boy, you have to go to work if you don't want to go. Say it if you hate it. Come on, worker. 18. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work! 19. If I had known that there was such a thing as going to work in the world, I shouldn't have imagined it in the first place. 20. Migrant workers, migrant workers and migrant workers are all human beings. Get up and move the bricks. Don't want to go to work: I feel like I don't want to go to work every day.

1, I don't want to do anything in cold weather, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go to work, I just bow my head and play with my mobile phone. That's fun! 2. I feel like I don't want to go to work every day. Growing up means that even if you are heartbroken and dying, you will still go to class as usual the next day, and no one will know what happened to you. 4. Can I also say that I don't want to go to work? You keep me. I don't want to go to work and I don't want to go. Happy times are always short. Thank time and distance for not making us strangers. 6. It's time to get tired of going to work every day. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to go to work. 7. I don't want to go to work every day, but there is no income if I don't go to work. A day is a day. 8. I don't want to work, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to deal with strangers and things. 9. When you don't want to go to work, take your bank card to check your balance 10. I want to get rid of my pain as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady. 1 1, don't want to go to work! I can't miss you after work 12, don't want to go to work, don't want to performance appraisal. If you don't go to work, you will starve to death ... 13. It's getting closer and closer to work and you don't want to go to work. I really want to keep playing like this. Let's talk about the feeling of having fun all my life and not wanting to go to work.

1, I think I'm suspected of lovelorn. Don't want to go to work. I'm really fed up. Every time I have a headache at work, I don't want to go to work at all. I want to be quiet. I don't want to go to work. Is it interesting to stay? Every day, I work hard to go to work. When I was tired, I didn't say I didn't get anything in return. That was a real day. 4. Accidentally leave this position for half an hour. All kinds of people come and go on the road. Uncle car security and aunt cleaning came to their senses and didn't want to go to work today. 5. The older you get, the more you stay at home. If I have the conditions, I really don't want to work at home as SOHO and have interpersonal phobia. 6. You don't want to go to work! Don't want to get up Don't want to work! I want to continue my holiday … I want to continue to go out to play! ! ! 7. Tell everyone a terrible news, I have to go to work again! ! ! The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave! ! ! Weekends are always short! ! ! There is wood! ! ! Go to work again! ! ! There is wood! ! ! Every holiday or Monday, I am very tired! Dizziness! Chest tightness! Abdominal distension! Loss of appetite! I'm sore all over! Don't concentrate! Don't want to go to school, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. 9, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason. 10, I wish I were a child. I went to sleep after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying. 1 1. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day. 12, you are not the wind, I am not the sand, no matter how lingering, I can't reach the end of the world, dry my tears, and tomorrow morning, we will all go to work. 13, school is to get paid to muddle along, and work is to get paid to muddle along. 14, weeding at noon, it's really hard to go to work, nothing is better than fighting the landlord. 15, every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable. 16. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time. 17. From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period. 18, I feel so depressed after working for a long time. I don't want to go to work and come up with something fun. The world is so big, and I haven't been out of the province much. 19, I don't want to go to work-this is all the deep desire of a lazy cancer patient in the cold winter morning when the temperature drops sharply. 20. It's getting closer and closer to work time, and I don't want to go to work. I really want to keep playing like this. Being a lifelong playmate is like marriage in the old days. Obviously, I am unhappy, but I have to be together. 22. It is very hot to go to work in summer and very cold to go to work in winter. 23. Be late for work every day when you have money, and be late once 10 yuan. I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan, so you can keep it for fun. 24. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me. 25. I don't want to go to work seven days a week. 26, oh, you go to work, I will wait for you; I'll accompany you after work. I've been looking for you, but you haven't come to me once. I was thinking, am I wrong? 27. Can I get up with you, wash and eat together, go to work together, get off work together, kiss together and do bed sports together? I want to live a ipartment life with a group of men and women. 29. Waiting is not bitter, but I fell in love with waiting, just going my own way. 30. Lan Yan has the obligation of a boyfriend, but not the right of a boyfriend. 3 1. We walked hand in hand on the playground, remember 32. I already have you in my heart, and I don't want you again. 33. The whole world is a pretty boy. 35. Regret is the pain of breathing. He lives in every corner of me. 36. No matter how big your face is, you should be confident. 37. At present, it doesn't matter if you don't engage in homosexuality today. 38. Tomorrow on Tanabata, I found five people to accompany me at work and four at night. How nice! The saddest thing is that tomorrow is Sunday, but I still have to go to work today. 40. I went out to play today and felt a little tired. 4 1. I get sleepy as soon as I go to work. As soon as I fall asleep, I'm not sleepy after work. If you don't sleep, you will be sleepy as soon as you go to work ... 42. The most touching words of Tanabata are not "I love you" but ". 43, all kinds of discomfort, all kinds of discomfort, all kinds of off-state, headache, sore throat, stomachache, do not want to go to work, just want to sleep. 44. I used to do whatever I wanted, but I didn't want to go to work. Now it has changed. 45. Ten thousand grass mud horses galloped by, and the hooves of cockroaches merged into one sentence, "I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work! "46. I suddenly don't want to go to work, so I can retire! I don't like rain, so I'm very upset. 47. I don't want to go to work at the beginning, middle and end of the month … help me! 48, sports sequela appeared, it's so cold now, what should I do if I don't want to go to work ... 49, I really hate going to work on rainy days. When people feel tired in cold weather, they don't want to get up and go to work. When I walked, I threw mud on my trouser legs, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever. It's time to stop going to work every day. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to go to work. 5 1, I don't want to go to work, study, take exams, play, go out, eat and drink, just want to sleep ... Is this a sign of depression? I don't want to go to work in cold weather, so I have to give up this idea. 53. I said I didn't want to go to work for a long time, and then it rained. I said I wanted to have a good rest. Now I really want a partner ... 54. There will never be a unit closer than today, so I will cherish my blessings, but I really don't want to go to work and feel that I am wasting my life. 55. It's hard to get up again, and I have the idea of not going to work! 56, suddenly tired of this kind of life now, don't want to go to work, live without a goal! ! 57. It is easy to be melodramatic when you are alone, especially when it rains. I have nowhere to put my heart and don't want to do anything. I don't want to sleep, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to ... My chest is blocked for no reason, but I can't tell you what's bothering me. ! ! Want to go out for a walk. It's far. The kind that leaves tomorrow. Although I really don't want to go to work, the battle line is too long, and I feel overwhelmed when I am at leisure. I have no patience for anything and don't want to do anything. Suddenly I don't want to go to work. I want to do something I want to do, but I don't know what to do. My heart is very dry. 6 1. Actually, I'm a little sleepy, but it's hard to refuse. I've been much better since I went back to Yinchuan for dinner. It is not enough to go to the movies now. It's a little late. I don't want to go to work tomorrow. 62. I am trapped in bed and want to sleep, but I don't want to go to work. It's so cold and happy. I don't want to read after drinking ginger tea ... 63. I don't want to go to work. If you don't go to work, you will starve to death ... 64. God, I'm so sleepy that I don't want to get up and go to work. Don't kidnap me in bed or be an accomplice in the quilt. . . . 65. When I wake up in the morning, I feel my shoulders ache. ............................................................................................................................................................ 66. I don't want to go to work every day when I go to school and work. I got what I wanted every time. Now I really graduated to my post. No matter how tired and hard I am, I dare not say that I don't want to go to work. I'm really afraid that one day I will realize 67. Angels on the left and demons on the right. Don't want to go to work! ! ! 68. I don't want to go to work every day, but there is no income if I don't go to work. A day is a day. 69. I don't want to go to work in winter. What kind of disease is this? 70, physical and mental fatigue, no motivation. So I don't want to go to work tomorrow! Vacation! 7 1, don't want to go to work, come back to school. Away from the noise of the city. 72, want to buy in buy buy, wave after wave, eat and drink, don't want to go to class, don't want to go to work, a little bit of satisfaction after getting up the next day, there are always all kinds of troubles, don't want to play, don't want to play 73, now working overtime is a debt owed by skipping classes. 74. It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he cannot leave work after work. 75. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys. 76. I want to have a life outside work, so I have to work overtime. 77. It's noon now, so it's difficult to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work. 78. If you miss a bus, wait for the next one; If a bowl of noodles is not full, eat another bowl; I don't want to go to work today, so I sleep in. You see, the weather is so good that all the people you love are still there. No big deal. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They work overtime until dawn ... 80. Others ask for money when they go to work, and we work hard! 8 1, growth means that you go to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death. 82. Going to work is hard and painful. It's better to join B club. You don't have to wait in line to go shopping and collect protection fees. 83. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid. 84. At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere. 85. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. Talk about the mood of not wanting to go to work after the Spring Festival holiday.

1. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month. I have no lunch break. I must get up at 6: 30 every day. The unit leader is as abnormal as he is, and my colleagues always bully me for being kind. How much I want to resign. Tomorrow is the first day after the holiday. Are you ready? There will be no temperature difference tomorrow, and the temperature will be-degrees Celsius, but the north wind is coming and it is still raining. It is essential to go out with an umbrella, scarf and down jacket. On the last day of the Spring Festival, everyone should be alert to post-holiday syndrome: 5. Exhausted; Anorexia nervosa; Want to sleep; Don't want to go to work; Lack of concentration at work; The reaction is a bit slow; Depression; Feel lonely; Still relishing the good times of the holiday. 6. Go to work on the first day after the Spring Festival. After the first snow in Xi 'an, I woke up cold and sleepy, and I couldn't be greedy any more. 7. The Spring Festival is coming to an end, and tomorrow is the first day of work after the holiday. After returning to work after a pleasant holiday, post-holiday syndrome followed. 8. Tomorrow's eighth day is the first day after the festival. I wish you all 80 thousand wealth and all the best! 9. On the first day after the holiday, did you even feel sleepy at dinner time? Have you found that the long vacation is actually not long? Cheer up and adjust quickly. Come on! 10. On the first day after the Spring Festival, friends ~ get what they need! 1 1. Dear, how do you feel on your first day at work after the Spring Festival? Any surprises? Go to sleep with the joy and hope of the new year. Good Night! 12. On the first day after the festival, it kept raining! This weather is obviously suitable for bed rest! After the Spring Festival! First day at work! How can this mood be the same as going to the grave! Very painful! Very painful! Scratch your heart and lungs! 14. On the first day after the Spring Festival, what I heard most was Happy New Year! Then how much wine did you drink! Drunk a few relatives and friends! It's strange how they can drink so much wine. Take back your heart and work hard! 15. Today is the first day after the Spring Festival, and I am so sleepy that I can't describe it! Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and hibernating. I want to sleep all year round! I hope everything will return to normal tomorrow! 16. I went to work on the first day after the festival, and the road was slippery and the visibility was low. Please pay attention to safety when traveling. 17. The snow drifted for several hours. Tomorrow is the first day after the festival. Can you arrive on time? 18. I wonder if anyone, like me, hopes that what I hear on the first day of work after the Spring Festival is not Happy New Year, but, alas, you have lost weight [hee hee] 19. I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I have to get up early as soon as I get to work, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, get up! Go to work! 20. I feel a little uncomfortable when I come back to work from vacation. 2 1. The first feeling of going to work after the holiday: I'm tired and lazy, and I don't like doing anything or moving. 22. Holiday syndrome, I don't know how long it will take to adjust. 23. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit and my grandson will go to work in 20 minutes. 24. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day. 25. Sitting at work every day is boring. I think it will be more boring not to go to work. Come to the company every day. 26. I want to get out of my misery as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady. 27. I am lovelorn, have no brains, don't want to work, and don't want to do anything. 28. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood. 29. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work. 30. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual twenty minutes later. 3 1. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day. 32. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work. 33. I've been very tired at work recently. I want to know how your brothers and sisters are! I hurried away, just as I hurried to wave goodbye to you! 35. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work. 36. There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work. 37. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month. 39. I have no lunch break. I must get up at 6: 30 every day. The unit leader is as abnormal as he is, and my colleagues always bully me for being kind. How much I want to resign. 40. I get sleepy as soon as I go to work. When I am sleepy, I will sleep. I don't sleep after work. If you don't sleep, you will be sleepy as soon as you go to work.