What does "watering" mean on the Internet?

Water filling", so it means "publishing hydrology that has no actual reading meaning". The word "water filling" is relatively derogatory. The behavior of water filling is also disliked by everyone. But why does it still happen? Why do so many people like to water? And what are the methods and skills required for watering? Next, I will give you a brief analysis:

(-) Why do you need to water?

In fact, to sum up, the trolls are nothing more than the following situations:

1. Boredom

When I came to the Internet to browse, I said everything I needed to say. Everything was done. But I always felt that there was nothing to do, so I poured water, watered the flowers, and passed some time.

2. Vent

In reality or When I encounter something unpleasant on the Internet, I hold it in my heart and feel uncomfortable. I pour it all out and immediately feel comfortable.

3. Prank

There is no purpose, just I just want to stir up trouble and make a joke to cheer myself up.

4. Greetings

Say hello to everyone in good faith and see if any friends are online.

5. Increasing experience points is entirely NetEase’s fault for inventing such a thing as experience points (although it has no practical use)

6. Being in the limelight

< p>I like to talk a lot to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity.

7. Chat

I am too lazy to go to the chat room and immediately start chatting when I meet like-minded friends. .

8. Trouble

As the name suggests, it is a malicious act, an extreme measure taken to retaliate against someone or something.

9. Conspiracy ( It may be a conspiracy) Come to speak with a certain purpose, and do some preliminary work to achieve a certain goal in the future. (For example, to apply to be the moderator of a certain forum or to add additional work for the smooth development of related work in the future. Popularity, influence, etc...)

10. Others

Even the people who do it don’t know why they do it, maybe it’s an early symptom of Internet syndrome.

(2) Skills of watering

The level of watering people varies, and the taste of the water produced is also different. ;

Some are bitter and difficult. It’s so drunk that no one is willing to drink it.

Some water is sweet, and everyone feels sweet after drinking it.

Some water is moist, and everyone needs it very much, so drink it Extremely thirst-quenching.

Some of them are so full that everyone can’t drink them and have to walk around, which makes them all wet.

Some of them can’t even tell what they taste like. When people drink it, the taste will be in their hearts.

What kind of water a person pours out? As for the taste of the water, it depends on the skill of the person who pours the water! < /p>

Generally speaking, irrigation skills can be divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate master and advanced killer.

1. Elementary irrigation:

This level of irrigation There is no need for any technical skills. The trolls are typical rookies with simple minds. Usually, the articles they publish are easy for people to know at a glance that they are trolls, and the smell of the water is so unpleasant that most people can’t even touch it. I don't want to touch it. Unless it's someone who is extremely similar, then there's nothing to say. A rookie ID like these basically has a short lifespan, because he will soon be exposed and killed by someone (the moderator). The following categories are typical junior noobs:

a. Tell everyone that you are trolling. For example, "I am here to troll", "I will troll if the moderator is here or not" "I will troll, I will troll" "Wait

b. There are no words when replying to other people's articles, only some tone of hum, ha, hey. Sometimes there is not even a word. Posting purely to increase experience points.

c. Publish multiple articles with titles at once, taking up a lot of space, but the articles are meaningless, and almost no one is willing to reply, and even arouse others' resentment.

d. Crazyly reply to many things that have no practical meaning or words in their own or other people's articles. I have seen several people make nearly a thousand posts together. Haha... ma;

e. Cursing posts

Like "FXXX..." "CAO..." CHAO..." etc... are also offensive.

f. Posting advertisements .The basic consequence is to get slapped... 2. Intermediate trolls: An

This level of trolls are usually more difficult to deal with. Their quality is relatively high and their minds are flexible. Familiar with the Basic Law of the Community and other relevant laws and regulations. Know how to skirt around the edges. Generally, it is difficult for you to tell whether he is trolling in his posts. Even if sometimes you know clearly that he is trolling but there is nothing you can do about it. If you dare to delete his posts, he will They will also use relevant regulations to argue with you. Then they will laugh with you and make you laugh or cry. They are the intermediate level that causes the most headaches for all moderators and deputy moderators. Their IDs usually survive longer because they know how to protect themselves. , not easy to be killed. The water they drink tastes bitter, sweet and moist, but it is often too full, making everyone feel full. The following situations are their characteristics:

a .In some technical areas, I deliberately asked some relatively newbie questions, pretending not to understand even though I clearly understand.

For example, "What are some good Internet cafes in Guangzhou?" "Can a 163 account be used on 169?" After asking, Watching others answer, I secretly smile to myself...

b. You can see him on every page, and only two to three related posts will be published in each place, one day The income can be extremely considerable.

c. Complaining for no reason, trying to gain sympathy by finding a topic to talk about with other people. For example, "My cat is broken..." "My girlfriend broke up with me." ...."In fact, his cat may be the girlfriend he just bought and is having fun with him...

d. When he sees other people's problems, he is like a cat. He is as quick as a mouse to solve problems "enthusiastically". His patience sometimes even he can't believe (his starting point is bad but his behavior is beneficial). Usually he will hit it off with those who complain for no reason or pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and become long-term good friends.. < /p>

e. Make use of the topic. As soon as something big or small happens, he will immediately start talking about it and kill everyone. "It has nothing to do with him, hang on high" has never been his motto (in reality I don’t know)

f. When discussing some current political and ideological debates, he expressed some so-called opinions that were neither salty nor bland. In fact, he had never even thought about some issues himself. He's just joining in the fun. He's not interested in left-wing, right-wing democracy, autocracy, sovereignty, personality, economic development

The stock market, financial regulation, and national economic development. Watching the experience points increase little by little is what he is most concerned about and happy about. .

g. Use discussions on related topics and then cleverly publish your own advertisements, or put in your signature what websites you want to promote, money-making third-level advertisements, and show them everywhere. Anyway, there are no regulations on what cannot be included in the signature. There can be something.

3. Advanced killer:

There are not many people who can reach this level. They are all the elites among the elites. Generally speaking, their backgrounds are relatively big. On the Internet, it is an old person or a moderator who is in charge of network management. In reality, it may be some big shot doing something big. Their quality and IQ are first-rate. They have rich experience and experience in reality and on the Internet, and they have relatively different perspectives on things. He is in-depth and has his own way of living and doing things, and is a little different from normal people. He laughs, curses, laughs, and is happy or sad. He is quite famous on the Internet or in reality, and can be seen in many places or on many websites. Many people will know them, but they may not know who they are. To some extent, they have a celebrity effect. Their articles are generally very interesting and special, allowing people to savor them carefully. , endless aftertaste, leaving you with thousands of tastes in your heart. No matter how long or short the article is, it is a kind of fun, an inspiration, and a teaching for everyone. It can arouse everyone's *cries. Even if it is accidentally flooded, Making some pranks and creating some atmosphere will also make people think that the water is sweet, and sometimes even other moderators have to give him some face to drink it with him... But it's a pity that there are not many killers like this anymore. If there were more killers like this, the network would be more prosperous and interesting

Haha! I didn't expect there to be so many "spoilers" So, after reading this, everyone will understand the level and type of each irrigator.

type. You can determine the level of water in the future, but don’t make it uncomfortable. Some water is bitter and so unpleasant that no one is willing to drink it.

Some water is sweet and everyone drinks it. It also feels very sweet.

Some are moist, and everyone needs it very much. Drinking it is extremely thirst-quenching.

Some are too full, and everyone can’t drink it and has to walk around, and it’s hard to keep it full. The body is wet.

Some people can't tell what it tastes like, but everyone feels the taste in their heart after drinking it. Is it "bitter"? Is it "sweet"? Is it “thirst quenching”? Is it "too full"? Or "all five flavors"? In the end, it all depends on your irrigation level~~~ Haha, do you understand~~