Funny sentences for friends gatherings

Funny sentences for friends’ gatherings

1. If one day I go down. Remember, I'm coming for you.

2. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

3. Behind every failed woman, there is always a troublesome man.

4. There is no woman who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman.

5. With your serious look, you seem to really understand people!

6. I feel so unfortunate that the world is so big and I can’t know you.

7. I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner.

8. Wu Bai and I are not familiar with each other, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

9. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.

10. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.

11. Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

12. If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.

13. Every time the flowers of the motherland bloom, I step on them.

14. Is it itchy? Yes, it is itchy. When the wound grows flesh, nerve endings also grow.

15. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

16. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

17. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

18. I think you are really not a qualified friend, so you should change your career to be my wife!

19. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give it to him. A cassock.

20. When I paid the mobile phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

21. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

22. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

23. The elderly cannot be beaten, children cannot be beaten, women cannot be beaten, and men cannot be beaten to death.

24. If cutting off your hair means cutting off memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head bald?

25. How are you doing now? If you are not doing well, Okay, I feel relieved. ;