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Mushroom head expression pack picture
WeChat chat is naturally indispensable for expression packs. The following is a picture of the mushroom head expression pack brought by Inspirational.com for your reference.
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1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you? Pig!
3、? Girls' Day on March 7th? That's a good idea. Will it be over in a day? March 8th Women's Day?
Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life, but that you have a reason to start over.
I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!
6. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.
7. Why can diaosi see the masculinity of the beloved goddess? That's because the goddess doesn't hang you at all and doesn't give you porridge.
8, men love to fuck, women love money! Men love each other without conscience, and women pretend to have an orgasm with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, all TM depends on acting!
9. If you think I'm fat, just say so, don't beat around the bush. You really do it step by step, don't you? !
10, otaku, as long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.
1 1. The flies in the crown are no more noble than those in the toilet.
12, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.
13, there are only two things I can't do in my life: not this and not that.
14, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.
15, I'm sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of grace, if you pay sincerity, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party.
16、? Especially diligent? These five words, I thought about it, and I did the first four?
17, how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
18, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow, I will heat. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
19, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early!
20, you are fat, your man's love for you has not changed, but the average love on each piece of meat is less.
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