Are there any super funny jokes?

When a student was late for class, the professor raised his eyebrows and asked him, "Why are you late?"

A student said, "I rushed to the queue early in the morning to buy your newly published book, but there were too many people to buy it, so I came late."

The professor smiled and nodded, turned around and asked the other students, "What have you been doing? ! Why aren't you late? ! ! "

The students said, "We get up at 1 o'clock in the morning and queue up at the bookstore collectively. Therefore, I bought your work in time and came to your class non-stop! "

Commitment and nonsense

Millionaire Ollie is ill and bedridden. It seems that he is very ill. He said to the doctor, "doctor, if I recover, I will donate 500 thousand dollars to your new hospital." The doctor was very happy and tried his best to see him. A few months later, Ollie recovered. The doctor said, "You feel good, which makes me very happy. I want to talk to you about donating money to the new hospital. " Ollie said in surprise, "I agreed?"

"Yes, you promised me yourself." "How ill I am! Even nonsense! "

It's too late to regret

The monitor opened the package sent by his fiancee, which contained melon seeds and a love letter. At this time, a group of soldiers came around. He was busy distributing melon seeds to everyone to eat and hid himself to read the letter. He saw the end of the letter and wrote, "I ate melon seeds myself." If you think I want to eat one, I'll kiss you once. Honey, how does it taste? "