What jokes have you made because you didn't wear glasses?

1, Ah Shui once saw sputum on the ground, thought it was a dollar, and reached for it. The result is ... terrible!

Everyone you see on the road thinks this is a beautiful guy. Once, Shui saw a beautiful woman and pointed to her roommate and said, "Look, that beautiful woman is really beautiful! The legs are white and tender! "

The roommate rolled his eyes weakly: "That's a man."

3. A Shui used to wear no eyes. He saw a handsome boy waving to me in the opposite building. After a while, he saw that I ignored him and continued to wave at me in the other direction. I held back my excitement and poked my deskmate Nana: "Nana, look, there is a handsome guy waving at me. It's been over ten minutes. Do you think I should ignore him? "

Nana patted my pig's head: "Handsome guy is cleaning the glass! Don't flatter yourself! "

4. When I was testing my eyesight in physical education class University, I silently carried an eye chart on my back. As a result, when the PE teacher called me, I found that I couldn't even see the baton in the PE teacher's hand clearly. Oh, my God!

5, 30 meters away from hermaphrodite, 50 meters away from people and animals!

6. When there was no street lamp back to the dormitory at night, I saw a mass of black things lying in front of me and thought it was a dog, so I called it twice. As a result, the goods stood up and walked directly to the front, which was really embarrassing. What a handsome guy!

7. Because of myopia, I once saw a thin and tall man at the train station who thought it was a male ticket and lifted it up from behind, but the result was not. Male tickets stand by and there is nothing to love in life ~