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Go out and take a taxi, take the elevator to more than ten floors, and then sweat on the treadmill. What book is the joke?

1 Go out and take a taxi, take the elevator to the gym on the 10th floor, and then sweat profusely on the treadmill.

Surf the Internet in the middle of the night, go to karaoke bars and dance halls, stay up when you are sleepy, and then take sleeping pills.

Call your son rabbit and your pet dog son.

Use roadside tree planting places to plant Gai Lou, and plant bonsai at home.

I don't know what happened to my parents in the country. My dog sneezed and hurried to the hospital.

6 beautiful MM shoes are a little muddy, so be sure to wipe them off carefully with high-grade napkins. Lipstick is light and needs makeup. Very ladylike, but the roadside barbecue stalls sell dead chickens and ducks from my hometown to them.

There are hundreds of numbers stored in the mobile phone, and none of them belong to the neighbor.

The wine bureau has been helpless for a long time. After drinking' Dionysus',' Rick' and other anti-hangover drugs, it went to the party generously. When there was no wine to drink, it called, "Come here, buddy, it's my treat."

There are more and more restaurants and fewer toilets. The sign of the toilet is "No defecation here".

10 students are wearing more and more fashionable clothes. They fall in love fiercely at school, and they can't find a partner after work.

1 1 Love is in your own computer, and your wife is in someone else's computer.

12 as soon as we country people learned to wipe our bottoms, we began to wipe our mouths with paper again.

13 When building the square, the big trees were cut down, and 12 cement columns were erected, and' huts' and' stumps' were built.

14: Go higher and higher, seek senior positions, wear high-grade clothes, ride high-grade cars, and suffer from hyperlipidemia and hypertension.

15 feed dogs with ribs and eat wild vegetables that are fed to chickens in the country.

16 choose the most delicious food in a special restaurant and talk about the harm of obesity on the wine table.

10 students are wearing more and more fashionable clothes. They fall in love fiercely at school, and they can't find a partner after work.

1 1 Love is in your own computer, and your wife is in someone else's computer.

12 as soon as we country people learned to wipe our bottoms, we began to wipe our mouths with paper again.

13 When building the square, the big trees were cut down, and 12 cement columns were erected, and' huts' and' stumps' were built.

14: Go higher and higher, seek senior positions, wear high-grade clothes, ride high-grade cars, and suffer from hyperlipidemia and hypertension.

15 feed dogs with ribs and eat wild vegetables that are fed to chickens in the country.

16 choose the most delicious food in a special restaurant and talk about the harm of obesity on the wine table.