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It is too hot in summer. Who has a joke to cool down?
1. A cake got lost in the forest. Who encouraged him to go out of the forest?
Answer: pig. Because of chocolate cake.
2. Why do penguins only have white bellies?
Answer: Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach their stomachs when taking a bath.
There were five people walking side by side, and suddenly a billboard fell down, but only three people were killed. Why?
Answer: Because that's M of McDonald's.
4. What is the nickname of the tiger?
Answer: Danny, because he is eager to wait.
5. If an adult is not wet, hit a person.
Answer: Bao Qingtian (Bao Gong)
6. A bird was shot several times. Why are you still flying?
Answer: Because it is strong.
7. It is still a bird. It's been filmed several times. Why are you still flying?
Answer: Because it reflects eating late.
8. There are 800 Spartans. Why are there only 300 left in the end?
Answer: Because Wu Bai went to sing.
9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
10. A pig was bored and left. What did it become when it went to England?
Answer: pig.
1 1. The number you dialed cannot be connected. Why?
Answer: Because Ningbo is far from Beijing.
12. A man is climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. What did he say?
Answer: Happy birthday!
13. Nash is very fast. Why?
Answer: Because it's too late, then (Nash) will be soon.
14. 1 ~ 10, which two are the brightest?
Answer: 1 3. Because of the twinkling stars.
15. If there is a car with a prince and a princess, whose car is it?
The answer is "if".
16.26, which is the coolest letter?
Answer: C. Because Lucy (C) wears pants.
17. Why is the sea blue?
Answer: Because there are fish in the sea, fish can talk: "Bayulu, Bayulu ..." (blue)
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